airflite1 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvV5CPvNQuH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Tesla can be fast the same way you can microwave a steak faster than BBQing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Teslas are really hard to dyno and get a number that is accurate. The car goes all goofy a lot when they put it on a dyno most performance shops have. Props to them if they found a way to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airflite1 Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 But did you check out the Dino sheet at the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Won't open for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Teslas pick hellcats and vettes out of their stools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 24 minutes ago, airflite1 said: But did you check out the Dino sheet at the end? No it wouldn’t open. From what I have read If it is stupid high or stupid low it probably isn’t accurate. To properly dyno one you need to shut off a couple sensors in the traction control to make it not do anything. Only tesla has the ability to shut them off. the best way to figure about what the hp is, is to go off the fastest Tesla 1/4 mile car. It’s like an 8.7 in the 1/4 mile and the car is gutted as much as you can. Kyle from the boosted boys recently cut the body off a plaid and was right at that time. So they are consistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Just now, Not greg b said: No it wouldn’t open. From what I have read If it is stupid high or stupid low it probably isn’t accurate. To properly dyno one you need to shut off a couple sensors in the traction control to make it not do anything. Only tesla has the ability to shut them off. the best way to figure about what the hp is, is to go off the fastest Tesla 1/4 mile car. It’s like an 8.7 in the 1/4 mile and the car is gutted as much as you can. Kyle from the boosted boys recently cut the body off a plaid and was right at that time. So they are consistent. The plaid is over 1000hp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airflite1 Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 https://www.instagram.com/p/CvV5CPvNQuH/ Â I'll try this, instagram makes it hard to share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airflite1 Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, spin_dry said: Teslas pick hellcats and vettes out of their stools. Funny they haven't won the 24 hours of Le Mans 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 minute ago, spin_dry said: The plaid is over 1000hp. Yep. To run in the 8s you will need 1000hp. and you won’t find a sub 10 second car for 150 grand you can drive off the lot. Kyle’s videos are interesting because he ran it stock, no body, the front clip on it, 1/2 anss tin for a body and goes over the numbers. They have the mph to brake the record but the 60ft was not there that day probably because of track temps. The other interesting thing with the Tesla he has, it is weaker passed the 1/8 vs his turbo cars that are similar weight/HP. The Tesla kills them on the from launch to the 1/8. The ev tech is really cool. Would I own one. No fucking way but it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airflite1 Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, XCR1250 said: Nope I give up, maybe someone more tech savvy than I am can share it. It's a top gear parody Edited August 14, 2023 by airflite1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 https://insideevs.com/news/562863/tesla-models-plaid-dyno-tests/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted August 14, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) Launches in most electric cars are so much fun.  Not a single person can not not smile.  Just so much soul in some of these cars that just make everybody smile from passerby’s to passengers. Edited August 14, 2023 by BOHICA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deephaven Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 There is no soul in an ev. Sole perhaps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted August 14, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 minute ago, BOHICA said: Launches in most electric cars are so much fun.  Not a single person can not not smile.  Just so much sole in some of these cars that just make everybody smile from passerby’s to passengers. ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Tesla has the soul of a democrat.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 There’s some EV motors coming that are so light that they can be held under your arm. Amazing stuff is on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 2 hours ago, BOHICA said: Launches in most electric cars are so much fun.  Not a single person can not not smile.  Just so much soul in some of these cars that just make everybody smile from passerby’s to passengers. Those aren't smiles, those are the Middle fingers and laughing at the EV junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 16 hours ago, spin_dry said: Teslas pick hellcats and vettes out of their stools. And you pick semens out of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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