Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 My wife says I complain too much. I laugh when she complains about me complaining. So, in an effort to complain less to her I figured this would be a good place to list the gripes of old crumudgeons like me. Yesterday... Go to Fleet Farm after work for a few items. Find my shit and within 5 minutes I'm heading to get in line for the cashier. There's two cash registers open and a line of 14 and 12 people waiting per line. I stood there for 18 minutes to buy $9 of merchandise. The cashier was a nice older lady and I said to her 'they sure could use a few more hard working pleasant people like you here right now' which I said loud enough for the store manager and other customers to hear. Applause and laughter erupted from a few adults behind me in our line. I don't come to your store to spend this kind of time standing in fucking line like I'm waiting to ride Space Mountain at Disney. Hire and PAY some adults PLEASE. Today... When did people forget how to use an on ramp on the interstate to merge into fucking traffic? The on ramp isn't a place to go 30-40mph while merging into traffic going 70+!!!! Get on the throttle and up to god-damned speed for Christs sake. If this is too fucking complicated for you, ride a bus, take an Uber or stick to driving around your neighborhood. Feel free to add your own common sense gripes... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bontz 2,428 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I'm just gonna gripe in general .... water issues inside a house SUCK Being a home owner is great and all, but when it comes to shit like water issues, I sure would love to be in a condo setup and call the Super to say "Hey, yo!" and have them deal with it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sleepybrew 332 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 2 hours ago, Bontz said: I'm just gonna gripe in general .... water issues inside a house SUCK Being a home owner is great and all, but when it comes to shit like water issues, I sure would love to be in a condo setup and call the Super to say "Hey, yo!" and have them deal with it. my girlfriend has a way of causing plumbing issues on sunday, usually 4:30 or so. this week she twisted the outside faucet so much it wouldn't turn off. pain in the ass had to replace the pipe going to it also. last time not her fault but the cold water tank shooting a stream on the wall. again 4:30 on sunday. tried to turn breaker off, wouldn't move. used a flashlight to bump it, broke the levers off. had to pry the live breaker out of the box. so new tank, breaker, and back on the couch by 8:00. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fortune46x 445 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 my gripe of the day is cat food - THERES NO CATS IN CAT FOOD! 2 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HSR 4,993 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 5 minutes ago, fortune46x said: my gripe of the day is cat food - THERES NO CATS IN CAT FOOD! Girl Scout Cookies!!Same bullshit!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
soeaster 122 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 4 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said: My wife says I complain too much. I laugh when she complains about me complaining. So, in an effort to complain less to her I figured this would be a good place to list the gripes of old crumudgeons like me. Yesterday... Go to Fleet Farm after work for a few items. Find my shit and within 5 minutes I'm heading to get in line for the cashier. There's two cash registers open and a line of 14 and 12 people waiting per line. I stood there for 18 minutes to buy $9 of merchandise. The cashier was a nice older lady and I said to her 'they sure could use a few more hard working pleasant people like you here right now' which I said loud enough for the store manager and other customers to hear. Applause and laughter erupted from a few adults behind me in our line. I don't come to your store to spend this kind of time standing in fucking line like I'm waiting to ride Space Mountain at Disney. Hire and PAY some adults PLEASE. Today... When did people forget how to use an on ramp on the interstate to merge into fucking traffic? The on ramp isn't a place to go 30-40mph while merging into traffic going 70+!!!! Get on the throttle and up to god-damned speed for Christs sake. If this is too fucking complicated for you, ride a bus, take an Uber or stick to driving around your neighborhood. Feel free to add your own common sense gripes... Stopped at Fleet Farm on Saturday. Grabbed some fishing line and a couple of lures. Went to the check out and the young girl there barely acknowledged I was there. She finally got around to ringing me up, without a greeting at all, then dropped some of my shit on the floor, cracking one of the boxes a lure was in. Never said thank you, nothing. Then she proceeds to pull her pants up to her armpits before she can be troubled to put my things in a bag. Poor customer service and just plain lack of awareness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
racinfarmer 5,296 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 My big gripe lately is the people who act like it is their first time out in public when they are shopping. Just about any Wal-Mart, Target, Aldi, etc. is a good demonstration of this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rigid1 7,462 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Life is good.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not greg b 415 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 I thought I could trust a fart today. It had the same result as trusting arctic cat having something new for 2023. Shit 3 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simple Jim 27 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 My gripe is these assholes trying to impersonate me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wrinkly balls 55 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Price of fuel and fertilizer is fucking stupid!!!! Might have to pump and dash so i can ride this winter!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 18 Author Share Posted May 18 (edited) not specific to today... but LOUD talkers that insist upon always using SPEAKER PHONE... hey idiots, the whole world doesn't want to hear you, or your idiotic conversation. 💡 Edited May 18 by Crnr2Crnr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krom 287 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 6 hours ago, wrinkly balls said: Price of fuel and fertilizer is fucking stupid!!!! Might have to pump and dash so i can ride this winter!!!! prob cheaper to pay the appearance ticket for that, than paying for fuel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sw-50c 248 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 1 hour ago, krom said: prob cheaper to pay the appearance ticket for that, than paying for fuel sad but prob true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
800renegaderider 2,178 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 7 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said: not specific to today... but LOUD talkers that insist upon always using SPEAKER PHONE... hey idiots, the whole world doesn't want to hear you, or your idiotic conversation. 💡 Just be thankful those stupid walkie talkie cell phones aren’t popular anymore. I can’t remember the name but they’d chirp loud as hell. I hated those stupid things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gocky 78 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 17 hours ago, 800renegaderider said: Just be thankful those stupid walkie talkie cell phones aren’t popular anymore. I can’t remember the name but they’d chirp loud as hell. I hated those stupid things. NEXTEL Fuck those were annoying! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 19 Author Share Posted May 19 Meetings scheduled during lunch, but lunch isn't provided. Nice 👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
racinfarmer 5,296 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 On 5/18/2022 at 12:18 PM, Crnr2Crnr said: not specific to today... but LOUD talkers that insist upon always using SPEAKER PHONE... hey idiots, the whole world doesn't want to hear you, or your idiotic conversation. 💡 2 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said: Meetings scheduled during lunch, but lunch isn't provided. Nice 👍 You must work for my employer. Had both those at the same time today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 19 Author Share Posted May 19 3 hours ago, racinfarmer said: You must work for my employer. Had both those at the same time today. Yes, I work with retards too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
racinfarmer 5,296 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 New gripe for the day. I'm looking for a carb part for my new shitbox mower. Think I can find even a breakdown of the carb on the Garggler? Fuck no, it is all ads and knock-off carb shit on there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 20 Author Share Posted May 20 8 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: New gripe for the day. I'm looking for a carb part for my new shitbox mower. Think I can find even a breakdown of the carb on the Garggler? Fuck no, it is all ads and knock-off carb shit on there! you need to call a dealer and ask for the custodian. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
racinfarmer 5,296 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Nah, I just called the dealer about 3 beers deep, told them the piece of shit I have and what I need, and $2.42 later, it is on it's way. It gave one hell of a backfire out of the intake and exhaust at the same time. My old pit bitch thinks I might have a fuckered up motor. <Cracks another beer> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 20 Author Share Posted May 20 18 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: Nah, I just called the dealer about 3 beers deep, told them the piece of shit I have and what I need, and $2.42 later, it is on it's way. It gave one hell of a backfire out of the intake and exhaust at the same time. My old pit bitch thinks I might have a fuckered up motor. <Cracks another beer> whutcha order? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
racinfarmer 5,296 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 The little teenie tiny spring clip that holds the needle to the float in the carb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crnr2Crnr 1,863 Posted May 20 Author Share Posted May 20 12 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: The little teenie tiny spring clip that holds the needle to the float in the carb. where do you live, Antarctica? is it 'special' or Chinese? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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