snoughnut Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, HSR said: Merry Christmas and God Bless You! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 13 minutes ago, HSR said: There's a woman who lives a few blocks from me who I see from time to time while walking my dog. She's a 12/10. This morning she came out wearing a tight black tank top, tight black pants, and snake-skin high heel boots. Tits are the nicest bolt-ons you've ever seen. I stopped to introduce her to my dog and as we parted, she told me to "Have a blessed day." I told her it's already blessed based on my chatting with her. I ain't avoiding her for shit... I spent the rest of my walk calculating how much a divorce would cost me. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepybrew Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Matt said: There's a woman who lives a few blocks from me who I see from time to time while walking my dog. She's a 12/10. This morning she came out wearing a tight black tank top, tight black pants, and snake-skin high heel boots. Tits are the nicest bolt-ons you've ever seen. I stopped to introduce her to my dog and as we parted, she told me to "Have a blessed day." I told her it's already blessed based on my chatting with her. I ain't avoiding her for shit... I spent the rest of my walk calculating how much a divorce would cost me. be an easy move furniture wise 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Mag6240 said: 2 hours ago, Plissken said: You don’t flip sunny side up eggs, but where’d I’d be concerned is possibly scratching what appears to be a nonstick coated pan with a metal utensil which is a big no-no. 1 hour ago, Deephaven said: I'd never use a tool to flip an egg anyways....but would let her do it with my tool. Her frying pan, her fork, her eggs, I wasn't planning on eating the eggs............. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Good old Irish Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 14, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Plissken said: You don’t flip sunny side up eggs, but where’d I’d be concerned is possibly scratching what appears to be a nonstick coated pan with a metal utensil which is a big no-no. It's a fucking meme with a smoking hot chick for fucks sake. She could cook those eggs with whatever she wants 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted October 14, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Snake said: Her face just screams "Cunt." Would make blowing a load on her face all the more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Just now, steve from amherst said: Would make blowing a load on her face all the more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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awful knawful Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Matt said: There's a woman who lives a few blocks from me who I see from time to time while walking my dog. She's a 12/10. This morning she came out wearing a tight black tank top, tight black pants, and snake-skin high heel boots. Tits are the nicest bolt-ons you've ever seen. I stopped to introduce her to my dog and as we parted, she told me to "Have a blessed day." I told her it's already blessed based on my chatting with her. I ain't avoiding her for shit... I spent the rest of my walk calculating how much a divorce would cost me. Pics? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plissken Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Jerry 976 said: Her frying pan, her fork, her eggs, I wasn't planning on eating the eggs............. 6 hours ago, Skidooski said: It's a fucking meme with a smoking hot chick for fucks sake. She could cook those eggs with whatever she wants True, but I bet she enjoys the culinary criticism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted October 15, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 15, 2022 Not really a meme but what the hell….😂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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