awful knawful Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: There's a story there from 2007. I didn't put it in there ya fruit. My girlfriend did when I was blackout drunk after a long day drinking event. You want details? Yes Details. Not on how the dildo ended up in your bum. You can skip that part. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, awful knawful said: Yes Details. Not on how the dildo ended up in your bum. You can skip that part. Well I started drinking around 10:00 A.M., went blackout around 3:00 P.M., kept drinking until 11:00 P.M. My girlfriend drug my incoherent ass home and had a good laugh while she raped my virgin asshole with her purple/white swirl dildo. I know it was purple and white because it was sitting on my nightstand when I woke up still drunk the next morning. Fucker had shit on the last couple inches but most of it appeared clean. For like a year after that every time I shit I had to go and rewipe 20 minutes later due to seepage. We broke up later that summer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Thanks for bringing back the painful memory, excuse me while I go rewipe my ass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 46 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: There's a story there from 2007. I didn't put it in there ya fruit. My girlfriend did when I was blackout drunk after a long day drinking event. You want details? Ask Smales. He's the one who keeps bringing it up. Same guy who also admitted sticking his finger in his ass when he jerks off. Id say thats a little more queer than a drunk girlfriend having her way with you.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) Apparently there's some bizarre mofo's in Northern Minnesota, not surprised at all. Edited September 8, 2020 by snoughnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, DriftBusta said: Ask Smales. He's the one who keeps bringing it up. Same guy who also admitted sticking his finger in his ass when he jerks off. Id say thats a little more queer than a drunk girlfriend having her way with you.... Are you serious? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Ask Smales. He's the one who keeps bringing it up. Same guy who also admitted sticking his finger in his ass when he jerks off. Id say thats a little more queer than a drunk girlfriend having her way with you.... Fucking really? 8 minutes ago, snoughnut said: Apparently there's some bizarre mofo's in Northern Minnesota, not surprised at all. We have all kinds. Remember in the late 1800's when northern MN populated to people came here from all over Europe within just a couple years so we have a large number of wackjobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Fireball 440 said: Well I started drinking around 10:00 A.M., went blackout around 3:00 P.M., kept drinking until 11:00 P.M. My girlfriend drug my incoherent ass home and had a good laugh while she raped my virgin asshole with her purple/white swirl dildo. I know it was purple and white because it was sitting on my nightstand when I woke up still drunk the next morning. Fucker had shit on the last couple inches but most of it appeared clean. For like a year after that every time I shit I had to go and rewipe 20 minutes later due to seepage. We broke up later that summer. You seriously just told that story to a bunch of relentless degenerates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 54 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Ask Smales. He's the one who keeps bringing it up. Same guy who also admitted sticking his finger in his ass when he jerks off. Id say thats a little more queer than a drunk girlfriend having her way with you.... Smales, you put finger in bum when Jo? You guys are fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 55 minutes ago, snoughnut said: Apparently there's some bizarre mofo's in Northern Minnesota, not surprised at all. @FrankieJames7 is right about minnesotans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Why don't you and Franny, just SHUT THE FUCK UP! You fukkers are the ones that keep this bullshit talk goin'. Just shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieJames7 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 24 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Why don't you and Franny, just SHUT THE FUCK UP! You fukkers are the ones that keep this bullshit talk goin'. Just shut the fuck up. just die faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, FrankieJames7 said: just die faggot STFU, faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieJames7 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, Polaris 550 said: STFU, faggot. die faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 44 minutes ago, awful knawful said: You seriously just told that story to a bunch of relentless degenerates? It's a well known story I first told like 10 years ago. I'm still waiting on a book deal. 42 minutes ago, awful knawful said: Smales, you put finger in bum when Jo? You guys are fucked up! Ya I don't remember that one but fuck he's giving me shit for my EX putting a dildo in my ass while I was F7ben drunk, like WTF man. He goes all faggot on himself and says I'm a fag because a woman violated my rear end? You just can't make that shit up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted September 8, 2020 Gold Member Share Posted September 8, 2020 Jimmy was here and quietly backed out... kind of confirms he fingers his butthole frequently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, BOHICA said: Jimmy was here and quietly backed out... kind of confirms he fingers his butthole frequently. I just quoted him from a different thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted September 8, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, BOHICA said: Jimmy was here and quietly backed out... kind of confirms he fingers his butthole frequently. Pffft...I’m right here half pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted September 8, 2020 Gold Member Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Pffft...I’m right here half pint. So you do stick your fingers in your butthole.. Edited September 8, 2020 by BOHICA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, BOHICA said: So you do stick your fingers in you butthole.. Can you imagine what his keyboard looks like? We might need a new emoji for Al's bleeding Cervix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Rigid1 said: Weird problem?? Like no spark?? Lolllzzz You're a genius Spin!! The problem was identical to wolfies. intermittently the motor would pop off, but not run. Switches aren’t always totally faulty. Keep trying though. You’re entertaining to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, FrankieJames7 said: die faggot Franny, don't take it out on me 'cause you've joined the gay life. I tried to help you, remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Crappie Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Holy FUCK! why do you clowns have to fuck up good threads with your homo shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 19 minutes ago, Big Crappie said: Holy FUCK! why do you clowns have to fuck up good threads with your homo shit? The original intent of this thread was finished 5-6 pages ago when I bought the Husq 450, after that its a free for all. We really should have an "OFFICIAL" chainsaw/trimmer thread with no gay talk allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted September 8, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, spin_dry said: The problem was identical to wolfies. intermittently the motor would pop off, but not run. Switches aren’t always totally faulty. Keep trying though. You’re entertaining to me. Lol,..well the on off is either open or closed allowing the coil to spark..with an inline spark tester is quite easy to see.. But continue exaggerating how hard it was to identify, it's entertaining to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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