SSFB Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 People who are awake know that Chick fil A is God's chosen food and those who prefer Popeyes are pawns of the globalist, homo satanic cult that are trying to take over the world. Quote DALLAS, TX—While gay conversion therapy has long been thought to be ineffective, there may be a promising new method for converting the gays. Local gay man Landon Ellison was out protesting a Chick-fil-A in his city Wednesday morning when he got hungry. He looked around to make sure his fellow protestors weren't watching before slipping into the restaurant and ordering a classic chicken sandwich. "It's probably terrible," he sneered at the cashier, who only smiled and said it was her pleasure to have her place of work insulted. "I'll bet it tastes like HATE!" But when Ellison's food was served 3 seconds later, something miraculous happened: he took a bite of the sandwich and suddenly found he was no longer attracted to men. The woman who served him the sandwich instantly appeared attractive to him. "How you doin'?" he said, raising his eyebrows suggestively. She told him it was her pleasure to be hit on and walked away. Ellison emerged from the restaurant in a daze, fell to his knees, and lifted his hands and eyes up to the heavens in praise and thanksgiving for the amazing transformation that had occurred in his life. Sadly, he was turned back by a Whopper. https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-man-miraculously-turned-straight-after-single-bite-of-chick-fil-a?fbclid=IwAR3q9vkIBLReFaOJhOKwNcQ9-kmV79ajg-7C3GXmLt-7T0mklSCqe4-6N78 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 18, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 18, 2020 Good thing that worked!!!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Maybe if the guy behind Sandy's tries one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Lizard Worshippers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I call Sheepshitforbrains is still a Faggot and hs said he loves and eats the best fast-food chicken sandwich but Its probably more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Popeyes chicken sandwich > Chik fil a Chik fil a workers > all other fast food workers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 31 minutes ago, Momorider said: I call Sheepshitforbrains is still a Faggot and hs said he loves and eats the best fast-food chicken sandwich but Its probably more Momo, the fattest lizard of them all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, SSFB said: Momo, the fattest lizard of them all. Sodomite posts what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 8 hours ago, 1jkw said: Maybe if the guy behind Sandy's tries one? Who's that, faggot??? I made more today than you make all year, 'cause you're a cock-smokin' faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Who's that, faggot??? I made more today than you make all year, 'cause you're a cock-smokin' faggot. WHATS YOUR TNW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, SSFB said: WHATS YOUR TNW! WUT, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 Just now, Polaris 550 said: WUT, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY???? I don’t think, I know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Muslims approve of Chick-fil-a. They have a roof throwing section for the gays that reject this curing chicken! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 9 hours ago, SSFB said: I don’t think, I know. spot on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Welcome to straight life joelle! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Spicy Deluxe with the cheese sauce, a Dr. Pepper, and a cookie. Holy hell do I want some White Castle! I mean, Chick-Fil-A! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Anler said: Welcome to straight life joelle! Did you see his tic tok video? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 23 hours ago, Polaris 550 said: Who's that, faggot??? I made more today than you make all year, 'cause you're a cock-smokin' faggot. wow at 50 cents a cock you sucked over 250k cocks in 1 day that is impressive!! but i guess with all your decades of deduction to your craft has tought you a few tricks to get em in get em off get on to the next one in a hurry . congrats on your accomplishment . that has to be some sort of record . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: wow at 50 cents a cock you sucked over 250k cocks in 1 day that is impressive!! but i guess with all your decades of deduction to your craft has tought you a few tricks to get em in get em off get on to the next one in a hurry . congrats on your accomplishment . that has to be some sort of record . Major fail, homo. I'm holding spelling classes at my woodpile this summer...…………………..be there. Fukkin dummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Major fail, homo. I'm holding spelling classes at my woodpile this summer...…………………..be there. Fukkin dummy. no thanks I don't need my cock sucked by a creepy old man Edited May 20, 2020 by Ez ryder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: no thanks I don't need my cock sucked by a creepy old man Who said ANYTHING about cocks, ya' fukkin queer?? I was thinking more along the line of whacking you in the face with a 5-D-Cell Maglite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Just now, Polaris 550 said: Who said ANYTHING about cocks, ya' fukkin queer?? I was thinking more along the line of whacking you in the face with a 5-D-Cell Maglite. more like a single aaa led keychain light . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Ez ryder said: more like a single aaa led keychain light . Oh God, will you stop!!! You're getting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Oh God, will you stop!!! You're getting owned by your overplayed homo erotic mag light bullshit yeah ok . fucking fluffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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