XCR1250 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the idiot's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then, neither does milk. 5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Solid rules. 6.) Be polite and professional to everyone in the room but have a plan to kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Solid rules. 6.) Be polite and professional to everyone in the room but have a plan to kill them all. swiss rolls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Anler said: swiss rolls... hair pulling Yuh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, Anler said: swiss rolls... Yeah..eat some mother fucker! You know who doesn’t eat Swiss rolls? Men that have never seen “The Outlaw Josey Wales”. Faggots. 16 minutes ago, f7ben said: Yuh Aww....adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Yeah..eat some mother fucker! You know who doesn’t eat Swiss rolls? Men that have never seen “The Outlaw Josey Wales”. Faggots. Aww....adorable. You dumb mother fucker!!!!111 I have seen Outlaw Josie wales elventy billion times!!!11111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Anler said: You dumb mother fucker!!!!111 I have seen Outlaw Josie wales elventy billion times!!!11111 Me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted December 10, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 10, 2019 He who dies with the most toys wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, f7ben said: Me too Its like a disease, I cant NOT watch it. If I am scrolling thru the channels and I see it I have to watch it. Even tho I have seen it a million times. Drives my wife nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Money isn’t everything, but it doesn’t suck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmeeAgain Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) 7.) Never date a fat chick. Edited December 10, 2019 by SmeeAgain 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted December 10, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Zambroski said: Solid rules. 6.) Be polite and professional to everyone in the room but have a plan to kill them all. You should credit the man at least....damn kids. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Money isn’t everything, but it doesn’t suck. Buying a sled with cash money is nice. I’m happy with that. But I wish I could get to the buy a 42’ fountain with cash level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Edmo said: Buying a sled with cash money is nice. I’m happy with that. But I wish I could get to the buy a 42’ fountain with cash level. You and me both. Another one I like.. “you know you’ve lived a complete life, when the check to the funeral home bounces”. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bussman Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Zambroski said: Solid rules. 6.) Be polite and professional to everyone in the room but have a plan to kill them all. Ankle biting isn’t a kill em’ all plan brah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, bussman said: Ankle biting isn’t a kill em’ all plan brah. Keep it up and I'm gonna squeeze your head into a smaller hat size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Edmo said: Buying a sled with cash money is nice. I’m happy with that. But I wish I could get to the buy a 42’ fountain with cash level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Never trust a fart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted December 11, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 11, 2019 7) The only thing you have full control over losing in life.. Your honor... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 5 hours ago, f7ben said: Me too Chief dan George and the squaw screwing looked like you and Tom in the van. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, frenchy said: Chief dan George and the squaw screwing looked like you and Tom in the van. Is this Fordy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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