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What's more pathetic 

A chick taking pics in the mirror

Or taking pics of a chick taking pics in the mirror 

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find some hot chicks to take pics of Jt

come on 

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3 minutes ago, f7ben said:

What's more pathetic 

A chick taking pics in the mirror

Or taking pics of a chick taking pics in the mirror 

:lol:

find some hot chicks to take pics of Jt

come on 

C. going to the gym when in vegas.

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24 minutes ago, jtssrx said:

So I’m in the gym herein Vegas and I just watched a chick take selfies in a mirror for 15 minutes 

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She should be working on making her butt a bit smaller unless she is going for the Kim Kardashian look? She could have been 300 Lbs before, so, in that case, maybe a little bit of mirror time is deserved? :dunno:

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Why do 300 lb chicks that lose 100 lbs suddenly start thinking that they're hot? Or, average or below average chicks that only post pics of their faces on social media and suck up the "Oh, you're beautiful" responses. Chicks are weird....

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52 minutes ago, irv said:

She should be working on making her butt a bit smaller unless she is going for the Kim Kardashian look? She could have been 300 Lbs before, so, in that case, maybe a little bit of mirror time is deserved? :dunno:

Nothing wrong with that ass...I would eat it all day!!! :quaqmire:

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1 hour ago, jtssrx said:

So I’m in the gym herein Vegas and I just watched a chick take selfies in a mirror for 15 minutes 

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You think maybe she was taking a pic in the mirror of the guy behind her that kept taking pics of her?

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Last time I was in Vegas we stayed at Planet Hollywood.  I was bored one afternoon and headed to the gym.  I get there and I’m the only person there working out.  The attendant on duty says to me, “oh you just missed Pam Anderson and her bodyguard”.   :lol:  :flush:  :wtf: 

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18 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said:

I was in Vegas yesterday with 3 hours to burn.  Can't believe you didn't respond to your other thread about getting together for a :bc: ..........................................

I didn’t see your post fuck fuck fuck!!! I totally would’ve !! Dammit

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20 minutes ago, jtssrx said:

I didn’t see your post fuck fuck fuck!!! I totally would’ve !! Dammit

Yea, it was a quick trip for me.  I landed at 9:30 in the morning and flew out at 5pm.  I was all done moving my shit around by noon.  Where are you staying. 

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2 hours ago, jtssrx said:

So I’m in the gym herein Vegas and I just watched a chick take selfies in a mirror for 15 minutes 

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Self absorbed and self centered with selfitis 

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13 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said:

Yea, it was a quick trip for me.  I landed at 9:30 in the morning and flew out at 5pm.  I was all done moving my shit around by noon.  Where are you staying. 

We are staying at the Bellagio. I’m totally bummed I missed your post

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2 hours ago, steve from amherst said:

C. going to the gym when in vegas.

I’m in the middle of a rowing program and I’m trying not to miss any days. They just happened to have a Concept 2 rower in the gym. I was actually sitting on the rower when I shot that pic. At first i was like is this chick serious and then it got comical. She would do a few crunches stand up and take more pics I finally said I have to get a pic of this shit

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2 hours ago, jtssrx said:

So I’m in the gym herein Vegas and I just watched a chick take selfies in a mirror for 15 minutes 

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Is this NOT a black girl with Rastafarian dreadlocks, and a big ass? 

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38 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Is this NOT a black girl with Rastafarian dreadlocks, and a big ass? 

Black, white, yellow, purple...WGAF....lick her from stem to stern baby!!!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Nothing wrong with that ass...I would eat it all day!!! :quaqmire:

It's guys like you, Rigid, and Steve that have made it tough for guys like me. Go ahead, lick that fat, smelly black ass!! 

Go ahead eat 175 smelly gashes!!! 

You bastids!!!!   All those bitches that wanted me to lick those clams at low tide. FUCK THEM!!!!

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Just now, Angry ginger said:

any guy who doesn't like to eat pussy is gay and the young ones certainly expect you to put your tongue in their ass these days.    

:goodpost:

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4 minutes ago, Angry ginger said:

any guy who doesn't like to eat pussy is gay and the young ones certainly expect you to put your tongue in their ass these days.    

 

3 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

:goodpost:

I was fuckin' a bitch from Nashua, Nh many years ago, and I asked her when was the last time she had sex. 

She said, " LAST NIGHT ".

LMMFAO!! Yeah, and you think I'm gonna' put my tongue in that snatch, that could have had a black, Porno Rican, dirt bag, diseased, smegma-coated crueller in there, the night before!!!

Go ahead, be my guests!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LAST NIGHT!!!! OMG!!!!  :lol2::lol2::lol2:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

 

I was fuckin' a bitch from Nashua, Nh many years ago, and I asked her when was the last time she had sex. 

She said, " LAST NIGHT ".

LMMFAO!! Yeah, and you think I'm gonna' put my tongue in that snatch, that could have had a black, Porno Rican, dirt bag, diseased, smegma-coated crueller in there, the night before!!!

Go ahead, be my guests!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LAST NIGHT!!!! OMG!!!!  :lol2::lol2::lol2:

 

 

Sounds like a real classy broad!!!

You could have at least tongue punched her fart box!!!

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