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Just now, Jimmy Snacks said:

Sounds like a real classy broad!!!

 

Oh yeah, I'm sure all of yours have been girls you take to church on Sunday, and introduce to your mom.  :handjob:

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3 hours ago, J. Jackson said:

Why do 300 lb chicks that lose 100 lbs suddenly start thinking that they're hot? Or, average or below average chicks that only post pics of their faces on social media and suck up the "Oh, you're beautiful" responses. Chicks are weird....

nailed it!

 

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Just now, steve from amherst said:

Nashua and Manchaster chics are pigs.

My sons had a few manchester girlfriends.  the newest seems like a nice girl,  he's going to Korea with her in August before they go back to school.  

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3 hours ago, AKIQPilot said:

I was in Vegas yesterday with 3 hours to burn.  Can't believe you didn't respond to your other thread about getting together for a :bc: ..........................................

He was busy. 

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1 hour ago, steve from amherst said:

Manchester is north Lowell.

Manch used to be a great little city back before nigs and latinos took over. No different now than Chicopee or Springfield Ma.

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3 hours ago, Angry ginger said:

any guy who doesn't like to eat pussy is gay and the young ones certainly expect you to put your tongue in their ass these days.    

Boom!!!

 

Side note be careful who ass you put your tongue in. Marsha Cross had HPV and gave her husband throat cancer from the salad tossing

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49 minutes ago, J. Jackson said:

Manch used to be a great little city back before nigs and latinos took over. No different now than Chicopee or Springfield Ma.

Pretty soon there will be nowhere for you to hide. I’ll laugh 

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6 minutes ago, spin_dry said:

Pretty soon there will be nowhere for you to hide. I’ll laugh 

I couldn't give 2 shits about if you laugh or cry fuckhead. Now go crochet some rainbow potholders for your partner to give away at the Pride parade.

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12 minutes ago, J. Jackson said:

I couldn't give 2 shits about if you laugh or cry fuckhead. Now go crochet some rainbow potholders for your partner to give away at the Pride parade.

Sweet Jesus!  Spinner took a boot to the grapes!!!!!!

:lol:

 

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3 hours ago, Polaris 550 said:

 

I was fuckin' a bitch from Nashua, Nh many years ago, and I asked her when was the last time she had sex. 

She said, " LAST NIGHT ".

LMMFAO!! Yeah, and you think I'm gonna' put my tongue in that snatch, that could have had a black, Porno Rican, dirt bag, diseased, smegma-coated crueller in there, the night before!!!

 

 

 

After the 15 minutes of intense buck boarding you gave her..... She asked if you were in yet.....

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28 minutes ago, J. Jackson said:

I couldn't give 2 shits about if you laugh or cry fuckhead. Now go crochet some rainbow potholders for your partner to give away at the Pride parade.

Your two shit have always been worthless. 

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18 minutes ago, bladefever said:

After the 15 minutes of intense buck boarding you gave her..... She asked if you were in yet.....

:lame:      Try again. 

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7 minutes ago, J. Jackson said:

That's why it's called waste, similar to your intaking of oxygen.

You’re not very bright when in a good mood, but when you do this you’re one of the dumbest mother fuckers here. 

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35 minutes ago, Zambroski said:

Sweet Jesus!  Spinner took a boot to the grapes!!!!!!

:lol:

 

Really...a gay joke and you say this...geez the bar really has been lowered. 

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1 minute ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Really...a gay joke and you say this...geez the bar really has been lowered. 

I prefer to think at is as a beta and effeminate joke.  That way I don’t feel all sad, shameful and guilty inside.

:lol:

 

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10 minutes ago, spin_dry said:

You’re not very bright when in a good mood, but when you do this you’re one of the dumbest mother fuckers here. 

I apologize, have had a bad week. Just got done a deposition pertaining to a lawsuit filed against my company because an ex employee decided to drive drunk and kill 2 people. Has left me a little on edge.

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10 minutes ago, J. Jackson said:

I apologize, have had a bad week. Just got done a deposition pertaining to a lawsuit filed against my company because an ex employee decided to drive drunk and kill 2 people. Has left me a little on edge.

Sorry to hear that......hope it works out for you 

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