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The “first known” sex doll brothel in North America is set to open in Toronto, Canada, this September following in the footsteps of successful sex doll brothels in Europe.

 

We take our clients health and safety extremely serious and each sanitation staff has been trained excessively through our industry developed routine to ensure the maximum wellbeing of our clients,” the website concluded. “The use of condoms are still highly recommended.”

Aura Dolls currently has six dolls with different ‘personalities’ to choose from: “Busty, Romantic, and Spontaneous” Anna, “Young, Gorgeous, and Sweet” Erika, “Girl Next Door” Harper, “Exotic” Jazmine, “American Dream” Scarlett, and “Submissive, Innocent” Yuki.

The dolls are available to “see” for anywhere from thirty minutes to four hours, and there is an option to have two dolls at once.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/08/28/first-sex-doll-brothel-in-north-america-to-open-in-toronto/

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1 minute ago, Momorider said:

No that was you but you went to the petting Zoo and fucked the baby goats you sick FUCK :finger3: 

Actually you’re in charge of desposing of the cum catcher.....do you throw it away or lap it up??  :lmao: 

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1 minute ago, SnowRider said:

Actually you’re in charge of desposing of the cum catcher.....do you throw it away or lap it up??  :lmao: 

You're in charge of hoovering the shit at the WWTP you sick shit eating fucking shitforbrains hack POS :fuckoff: 

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6 minutes ago, SnowRider said:

I bet the dolls are an upgrade for many in the  🤡Posse......:news:

A dead maggot infested male goat is an upgrade for you you sick motherfucking shitforbrains POS :finger: 

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1 minute ago, Momorider said:

A dead maggot infested male goat is an upgrade for you you sick motherfucking shitforbrains POS :finger: 

I have a wife and she’s hot.  You.....??

 

:lmao: 

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7 minutes ago, Highmark said:

Don't need these places in Wisconsin.   They got plenty of dead deer along the road to fuck.  :lol:  

Iowa......Hogs..... :lmao: 

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1 minute ago, SnowRider said:

Iowa......Hogs..... :lmao: 

We make money off them and eat them not fuck them.  :thumbsup:

Relative of yours? :lol:  

Wisconsin Man Sentenced to Probation for Having Sex With Dead Deer

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/03/21/wisconsin-man-sentenced-to-probation-for-having-sex-with-dead-deer.html

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14 minutes ago, SnowRider said:

I have a wife and she’s hot.  You.....??

 

:lmao: 

Post a pic or she doesn't exist.  Post her in a bikini, just cover her face if you want. POST IT, BIG MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Post a pic or she doesn't exist.  Post her in a bikini, just cover her face if you want. POST IT, BIG MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh look, row boat boy wants a pic of someone else's broad. Dont do it toolkit, it'll end up in uncle snotty's spank bank.

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5 minutes ago, Highmark said:

We make money off them and eat them not fuck them.  :thumbsup:

Relative of yours? :lol:  

Wisconsin Man Sentenced to Probation for Having Sex With Dead Deer

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/03/21/wisconsin-man-sentenced-to-probation-for-having-sex-with-dead-deer.html

Anyone living north of the hwy 64 parallel is a suspect for dead animal fornication and grave robing.  

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