Mileage Psycho Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Quote Republicans Had Another Banner Day of Stupid What a 24 hours it was in our nation's capital. BY CHARLES P. PIERCE JUL 7, 2016 As the sun sets on Thursday, and the kangaroo suits are sent to the cleaners to get them ready for the next 93 futile hearings into whatever's left of the e-mail thing besides the furrowed brows of the country's green rooms, we bid farewell to a very interesting day in Our Nation's Capital. First of all, He, Trump came to town and met with those Republican legislators who weren't imaginative enough to come up with a decent excuse to be hiding under the couch. Things apparently did not go well with the senators. He, Trump threatened Jeff Flake's career, which is roughly akin to pulling an RPG launcher on an angry, but plucky, Pomerarian. Luckily for us all, He, Trump remains a dolt, which Flake politely pointed out. Bring us into the octagon, Washington Post! Trump said at the meeting that he has yet to attack Flake hard but threatened to begin doing so. Flake stood up to Trump by urging him to stop attacking Mexicans. Trump predicted that Flake would lose his reelection, at which point Flake informed Trump that he was not on the ballot this year, the sources said. Get the freaking net. I'm not kidding. But the main event took place over in the House of Representatives, where Congressman Jason Chaffetz, Republican from Utah, brought in FBI director James Comey because Chaffetz was "mystified" as to why Comey had come to the conclusions he did regarding Hillary Rodham Clinton's e-mails. For four hours plus, Comey stood the committee on its collective ear. Yes, there was some real dumbassery involved in how HRC handled her home server. Yes, he would use the word reckless. Yes, he would even use the word dangerous. No, he would not be indicting her because dumbassery in an official capacity is not a criminal offense—which is a good thing, otherwise there would have been very few members of the House majority able to attend Thursday's hearings. For their part, the Democrats played the whole thing for what it was: an exercise in political kabuki. They were fulsome in their praise of Comey, and they were unequivocal in their support. Some of them spent their allotted time arguing that the committee should have had better things to do, and others had a lot of fun comparing what the Republicans had said about Comey during his investigation to what they said about him after his press conference earlier this week. Meanwhile, the Republicans were equally complimentary of Comey's service, but their praise usually ended with one of them intimating that Comey was a man of great integrity so they were puzzled as to how he could have gotten involved in a conspiracy involving both Clintons, Loretta Lynch, Vince Foster, Jim Guy Tucker and, as near as could be determined, George deMohrenschildt and John Wilkes Booth. John Mica, Republican of Florida, was particularly batty on the subject—somehow, Mica workedHamilton into his questioning—to the point where Comey got genuinely angry. From TBOTP: "I hope what you'll tell the folks in the cafes is, look me in the eye, and listen to what I'm about to say. I did not coordinate that with anyone. The White House, the Department of Justice, nobody outside the FBI family had any idea what I was about to say. I say that under oath, I stand by that." Why in the name of god they couldn't have just accepted the gift that Comey gave them on Tuesday is the best proof yet that modern conservatism has driven the GOP barking mad with no hope of recall. There will be more hearings: Next week, Lynch is due for her chance to help another House committee look foolish. Elsewhere, Speaker Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny-starver from the state of Wisconsin, is proposing that He, Trump, the dolt, be the only one of the major candidates for president to get national security briefings. Chaffetz ended the hearings by quizzing Comey about what he knew about The Clinton Foundation, so you know that's coming down the Idiot Trail fairly soon. Come back with me to the cool darkness of the cocktail lounge of the Mena Airport. It's going to be a rockin' happy hour. http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a46529/republicans-comey-hearings/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Ballsack likes him some leftard hack pieces, it's all he posts like Spinclownassfuck and Taintrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/07/politics/state-department-reopens-probe-into-clinton-emails/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted July 8, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted July 8, 2016 Zombie eyed granny starver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, XCR1250 said: http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/07/politics/state-department-reopens-probe-into-clinton-emails/index.html So her own department realizes what a fuckup she was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted July 8, 2016 Author Share Posted July 8, 2016 35 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: Zombie eyed granny starver. Quote Why in the name of god they couldn't have just accepted the gift that Comey gave them on Tuesday is the best proof yet that modern conservatism has driven the GOP barking mad with no hope of recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Vinnie just loves him some Chicago brand of corruption. No other kind will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 That is by far the biggest hack piece I have read in awhile ...............It was like being sprayed with written diarrhea. Thanks for posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Vin subscribes: “Even if [she] were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren’t they, and a little chance? We can’t have all Brandeises, Frankfurters and Cardozos.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cold War said: That is by far the biggest hack piece I have read in awhile ...............It was like being sprayed with written diarrhea. Thanks for posting. X2. Just stupidness only believable by the masses of idiots. Comey looked to be in "paid persuasion" to say the least during what I saw was a comical Q and A session where he tried to side step even the most basic questions any one on the street could answer for him at the almost blustery laughter from the Senate. UNBELIEVABLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Flake stood up to Trump by urging him to stop attacking Mexicans. Trump predicted that Flake would lose his reelection, at which point Flake informed Trump that he was not on the ballot this year, the sources said. And on and on it goes. The tard is stronger every day for the Republicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkhorn Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Esquire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted July 8, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted July 8, 2016 Vinny the Clinton cunt licker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Hillary Clinton committed treason and perjury. but trump makes wince sad so hey let's focus on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 29 minutes ago, Sludgey said: Hillary Clinton committed treason and perjury. but trump makes wince sad so hey let's focus on that And yet the democrats will still vote for her. Comey basically said she was careless yet Obama says she is the most qualified to be POTUS. REALLY? Someone described as reckless and careless by the head of the FBI is now the most qualified to be POTUS? Is this bizarro world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, racer254 said: And yet the democrats will still vote for her. Comey basically said she was careless yet Obama says she is the most qualified to be POTUS. REALLY? Someone described as reckless and careless by the head of the FBI is now the most qualified to be POTUS? Is this bizarro world? He was told to say that. Obama actually hates hillary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Vince the responses are so typical of low IQ boneheads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Sludgey said: He was told to say that. Obama actually hates hillary He knows that trump will undue a lot of his fuckups in a New York minute. Hillary will continue with more of the same, helping his legacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Mainecat said: Vince the responses are so typical of low IQ boneheads. Holeeeee shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that...I needed a good laugh this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Vince the responses are so typical of low IQ boneheads. *you're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Snake said: Vinnie just loves him some Chicago brand of corruption. No other kind will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Highmark said: Vinny the Clinton cunt licker. True Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 40 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Holeeeee shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that...I needed a good laugh this morning. Have you ever witnessed a more out of touch senile old socialist Fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted July 8, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted July 8, 2016 Looks like MC and Vince have the forum clown posse under control while I'm gone. Well done fella's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, Momorider said: Have you ever witnessed a more out of touch senile old socialist Fuck 10 minutes ago, SnowRider said: Looks like MC and Vince have the forum clown posse under control while I'm gone. Well done fella's Oops missed one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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