Beavis and Butt-Head Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Okay, been arguing this with a couple of people lol. which would you pick to use it to defend yourself while you got a big ass bear charging right at you with less than 100 yards apart from you and the bear with little time to react. Option 1 to your left you got a 270 bolt action with scope but downside is its only got 1 live ammo in it. Option 2 to your right. you got a 8" revolver 44 mag but its fully loaded 6 shots on it. * I picked this one and folks are like wtf. and there is always a 3rd option. just scream and wailing like revbarbiehands and just hope the bears goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Beavis and Butt-Head said: Okay, been arguing this with a couple of people lol. which would you pick to use it to defend yourself while you got a big ass bear charging right at you with less than 100 yards apart from you and the bear with little time to react. Option 1 to your left you got a 270 bolt action with scope but downside is its only got 1 live ammo in it. Option 2 to your right. you got a 8" revolver 44 mag but its fully loaded 6 shots on it. * I picked this one and folks are like wtf. and there is always a 3rd option. just scream and wailing like revbarbiehands and just hope the bears goes away. hard to say but I always have a can of bear spray with me when in griz countery and a 9mil just to piss him off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 most are going to panic and waste the extra shots from the revolver firing to early and missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snopro31 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 270 if the bear is 100 yards out and charging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted June 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 1, 2019 44 , more is better. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: 44 , more is better. Me too. 11 hours ago, Beavis and Butt-Head said: Option 2 to your right. you got a 8" revolver 44 mag but its fully loaded 6 shots on it. * I picked this one and folks are like wtf. Definitely option 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 100 fucking yards away? Jesus. I’d make sure I wasn’t there by the time he covered that ground. Or, I’d make a sandwich, eat, the take the 44 or the 270 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Tough one....obviously the 270 is going to do 10x the damage the 44 will but you need to hit I'd probably take the 44 and shoot derpbroski in the balls twice then shoot the bear 4 times 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: Tough one....obviously the 270 is going to do 10x the damage the 44 will but you need to hit I'd probably take the 44 and shoot derpbroski in the balls twice then shoot the bear 4 times The 44 won’t penetrate my sack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I would ask Bhen to hold a jelly doughnut for me and then just walk away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted June 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, f7ben said: Tough one....obviously the 270 is going to do 10x the damage the 44 will but you need to hit I'd probably take the 44 and shoot derpbroski in the balls twice then shoot the bear 4 times Or shoot derp in the toe, then walk away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, Woodtick said: I would ask Bhen to hold a jelly doughnut for me and then just walk away. I'm assuming this is your best case scenario when anything scary is gonna beat you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Beavis and Butt-Head said: Okay, been arguing this with a couple of people lol. which would you pick to use it to defend yourself while you got a big ass bear charging right at you with less than 100 yards apart from you and the bear with little time to react. Option 1 to your left you got a 270 bolt action with scope but downside is its only got 1 live ammo in it. Option 2 to your right. you got a 8" revolver 44 mag but its fully loaded 6 shots on it. * I picked this one and folks are like wtf. and there is always a 3rd option. just scream and wailing like revbarbiehands and just hope the bears goes away. Slingshot will send a black bear running so will running at it with your hands above your head yelling. But for you a third option would be to throw shit at the bear. It started collecting in your shorts the moment you saw the bear. Probably the moment you walked into the woods. Fucking pussies can’t go into wilderness unless you have firearms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 41 minutes ago, f7ben said: I'm assuming this is your best case scenario when anything scary is gonna beat you up. Shut up and hold the donut big dummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 27 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Slingshot will send a black bear running so will running at it with your hands above your head yelling. But for you a third option would be to throw shit at the bear. It started collecting in your shorts the moment you saw the bear. Probably the moment you walked into the woods. Fucking pussies can’t go into wilderness unless you have firearms. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Snake said: Before you get too excited about the tiny hands thing. Remember it was a photo that lying Dave claimed was my hands. But by all means continue to believe that stable genius. And continue to be afraid of bear attacks whenever you can’t see the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 48 minutes ago, f7ben said: I'm assuming this is your best case scenario when anything scary is gonna beat you up. Here is a video from a local establishment when @Zambroski tried tracking me down,to kick my ass. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Snake said: sweet fucking Saturday morning early win!!!!! 2 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Before you get too excited about the tiny hands thing. Remember it was a photo that lying Dave claimed was my hands. But by all means continue to believe that stable genius. And continue to be afraid of bear attacks whenever you can’t see the road. Oh, don’t be that way. Just because Dave is gone doesn’t mean you no longer have Barbie Hands. 3 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Here is a video from a local establishment when @Zambroski tried tracking me down,to kick my ass. My planning, execution and wardrobe changing is bullet proof!!!!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The 44 without question. Around here a 270 wouldnt even begin to slow a bear down. He would eat you while periodically licking his flesh wound if you hit him with a 270. Fools with bear whistles and bear spray get eaten here every year. Its hard to feel sorry for them any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted June 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, AKIQPilot said: The 44 without question. Around here a 270 wouldnt even begin to slow a bear down. He would eat you while periodically licking his flesh wound if you hit him with a 270. Fools with bear whistles and bear spray get eaten here every year. Its hard to feel sorry for them any more. Tim Treadwell ( sp? ) said you should befriend them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, steve from amherst said: Tim Treadwell ( sp? ) said you should befriend them That documentary on him was pretty interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, steve from amherst said: Tim Treadwell ( sp? ) said you should befriend them He was an idiot. Not the first or last idiot but an idiot none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Here is a video from a local establishment when @Zambroski tried tracking me down,to kick my ass. He’s got the clown pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted June 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, AKIQPilot said: He was an idiot. Not the first or last idiot but an idiot none the less. I have a black bear that cruises thru the yard a few times a yr. I have no desire to shoot him, or pet him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Zambroski said: sweet fucking Saturday morning early win!!!!! Oh, don’t be that way. Just because Dave is gone doesn’t mean you no longer have Barbie Hands. My planning, execution and wardrobe changing is bullet proof!!!!!!!!!! You can keep his lie alive if that helps you remember him. It’s actually a fitting tribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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