ArcticCrusher Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, jtssrx said: post your version of perfect HM and I seem to share the same version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Highmark said: Rides and hunts too. Good lawd. Good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, jtssrx said: post your version of perfect I dont do selfies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted March 20, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, jtssrx said: post your version of perfect This is pretty fricking close right here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jtssrx Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 This girl is my version of perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtssrx Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 This Blonde is about perfect as well. I don't think i saw one bad pic on her profile WOW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted March 21, 2019 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 21, 2019 Honestly its not just how they look. Its what they are into. If they are hunters, fisherwomen and into any motorsports they have a huge advantage in my book. Throw in conservative political views and now you really are talking.......honestly just like my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 3/19/2019 at 2:42 AM, jtssrx said: She has a horse face You are A) Blind, B) Retarded, C) Both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 3/20/2019 at 12:08 PM, Skidooski said: This is pretty fricking close right here! Her nails are too short.......yes, I'm fussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, snoughnut said: Her nails are too short.......yes, I'm fussy. She hunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted March 21, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, snoughnut said: Her nails are too short.......yes, I'm fussy. Guessing she would say the same about your "nail" ! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Guessing she would say the same about your "nail" ! 😂 My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted March 21, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 21, 2019 Just now, snoughnut said: My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me". Haha...awesome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, snoughnut said: My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me". Your dad had a quick wit and a great sense of humor Edited March 21, 2019 by Mileage Psycho 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted March 21, 2019 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, snoughnut said: My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me". Reminds me of a story my folks told me. They were at a party years ago when the first satellite TV dishes were out. The big ones that you had to move to catch different satellites and stations. Anyway a porn channel came up and one of the gals goes to her husband, "honey if you had a hammer like that we would go at it every day." Without missing a beat the guy replied "darling if I had a hammer like that you think I'd be fucking you?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irv Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Highmark said: Reminds me of a story my folks told me. They were at a party years ago when the first satellite TV dishes were out. The big ones that you had to move to catch different satellites and stations. Anyway a porn channel came up and one of the gals goes to her husband, "honey if you had a hammer like that we would go at it every day." Without missing a beat the guy replied "darling if I had a hammer like that you think I'd be fucking you?" A friends friend and I were at a bar years ago and my friends friend, who was a Newfie, got chatting up some girl. Things didn't go well as the Newf was horny as f*ck and had no couth nor knowledge how things maybe worked here in Ontario compared to NF, but one thing lead to another and the girl got up from the table mad as hell and said, I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last guy on earth!! Without missing a beat, the Newf replied, I know you wouldn't cause you'd get run over by the stampede. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtssrx Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 hours ago, AKIQPilot said: You are A) Blind, B) Retarded, C) Both. You woukd be C. She’s not attractive sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 A bunch of 40, 50, 60, and 70 year-old overweight guys on a bizarre sled-site, posting pics of broads they ain't ever gonna' get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammin Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 16 hours ago, snoughnut said: My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me". I remember hearing that story I miss ur pops and think about him often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snoughnut Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, jammin said: I remember hearing that story I miss ur pops and think about him often. OMG, he told that one to you also? LOL. If I had a dollar for every time he told all of his tales, I'd be as rich as Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammin Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 46 minutes ago, snoughnut said: OMG, he told that one to you also? LOL. If I had a dollar for every time he told all of his tales, I'd be as rich as Trump Yes lol. Countless and I mean countless tales. What an amazing, fun, funny person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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