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Honestly its not just how they look.   Its what they are into.   If they are hunters, fisherwomen and into any motorsports they have a huge advantage in my book.  Throw in conservative political views and now you really are talking.......honestly just like my wife.   :ylsuper:

 

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30 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Guessing she would say the same about your "nail" ! 😂

My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me".    :lmao:

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Just now, snoughnut said:

My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me".    :lmao:

Haha...awesome! :lmao:

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1 minute ago, snoughnut said:

My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me".    :lmao:

Your dad had a quick wit and a great sense of humor :thumb:

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14 minutes ago, snoughnut said:

My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me".    :lmao:

Reminds me of a story my folks told me.   They were at a party years ago when the first satellite TV dishes were out.   The big ones that you had to move to catch different satellites and stations.   Anyway a porn channel came up and one of the gals goes to her husband, "honey if you had a hammer like that we would go at it every day."   Without missing a beat the guy replied "darling if I had a hammer like that you think I'd be fucking you?"  :lmao:

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1 hour ago, Highmark said:

Reminds me of a story my folks told me.   They were at a party years ago when the first satellite TV dishes were out.   The big ones that you had to move to catch different satellites and stations.   Anyway a porn channel came up and one of the gals goes to her husband, "honey if you had a hammer like that we would go at it every day."   Without missing a beat the guy replied "darling if I had a hammer like that you think I'd be fucking you?"  :lmao:

A friends friend and I were at a bar years ago and my friends friend, who was a Newfie, got chatting up some girl. Things didn't go well as the Newf was horny as f*ck and had no couth nor knowledge how things maybe worked here in Ontario compared to NF, but one thing lead to another and the girl got up from the table mad as hell and said, I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last guy on earth!! Without missing a beat, the Newf replied, I know you wouldn't cause you'd get run over by the stampede.   

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16 hours ago, snoughnut said:

My dad used to say this on occasion talking about his honeymoon and when he dropped his drawers the first time in front of my mom...........mom..."who do you think you're going to please with that little thing"? My dad's response...."me".    :lmao:

I remember hearing that story   :lol:      I miss ur pops and think about him often.     :bc: 

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Just now, jammin said:

I remember hearing that story   :lol:      I miss ur pops and think about him often.     :bc: 

OMG, he told that one to you also? LOL. If I had a dollar for every time he told all of his tales, I'd be as rich as Trump :lmao:

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46 minutes ago, snoughnut said:

OMG, he told that one to you also? LOL. If I had a dollar for every time he told all of his tales, I'd be as rich as Trump :lmao:

Yes lol.  Countless and I mean countless tales.  What an amazing, fun, funny person.   :bc: 

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