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9 hours ago, Dave said:

I think you're bullshitting....I actually know the names of the class iv rapids ive been on. :news:

I just want to remind you how this started. 

Then you name one rapid and don't even know what river or level.

Maybe I can help you. Was it in Canada or the US. What was the rafting company name? What colour were the rafts?

 

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5 minutes ago, Dave said:

I will show the vid of the one trip we did when my buddy sends it to me...

You can keep googling if it makes you feel better.

C'mon Dave. Don't accuse me of googling and then run away without answering a simple question. Tonight's the night. Lightning round. 

I'm leaving in the morning for a kayak trip. So it's time for you to put up or shut up.

Skidooski already knew he was caught in lies. He decided to shut up.

 

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1 minute ago, revkevsdi said:

C'mon Dave. Don't accuse me of googling and then run away without answering a simple question. Tonight's the night. Lightning round. 

I'm leaving in the morning for a kayak trip. So it's time for you to put up or shut up.

Skidooski already knew he was caught in lies. He decided to shut up.

 

I named a rapid...

You on the other hand googled info and obviously didnt read it properly.

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Just now, Dave said:

I named a rapid...

You on the other hand googled info and obviously didnt read it properly.

I named the rapids on a river I ran. I named a bunch of the rivers I have ran. 

You name one rapid and can't even tell me anything about it. Not even the colour of the raft.

Name the Country, and the colour of the raft. I may be able to guess the river.

 

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5 minutes ago, revkevsdi said:

I named the rapids on a river I ran. I named a bunch of the rivers I have ran. 

You name one rapid and can't even tell me anything about it. Not even the colour of the raft.

Name the Country, and the colour of the raft. I may be able to guess the river.

 

White yellow red green orange.....

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Just now, Dave said:

White yellow red green orange.....

Thanks for playing liar. 

One more chance. You have 5 minutes to name the province or state you ran the rapid coliseum and the colour of the raft or the company you rafted with.

River level would help give you some credibility.

Is Coliseum the only rapid class IV you  ran?

For bonus points what was the name of the rapid just before it?

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1 minute ago, revkevsdi said:

Thanks for playing liar. 

One more chance. You have 5 minutes to name the province or state you ran the rapid coliseum and the colour of the raft or the company you rafted with.

River level would help give you some credibility.

Is Coliseum the only rapid class IV you  ran?

For bonus points what was the name of the rapid just before it?

you tell me...

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1 minute ago, Dave said:
2 minutes ago, Dave said:

If i said all the trips ive been on the raft was white...what would you say?

 

That's time. Thanks for playing and losing. 

Tough day for a couple of wannabe tough guys Dave and Skidooski.

Caught lying quite easily just like their hero Trump.

Skidooski was smart enough to run away just like Spicer.

Dave just hung around and looked stupid like that bitch Kelly Anne Conway.

Not sure I'll bother logging on this weekend. I'm going kayaking. 

Petawawa river. It's a class IV/V and it's in flood right now. 

You lads have fun telling more lies. 

Maybe Zambo can join in and tell everyone about the time he ran the Zambezi. 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, revkevsdi said:

That's time. Thanks for playing and losing. 

Tough day for a couple of wannabe tough guys Dave and Skidooski.

Caught lying quite easily just like their hero Trump.

Skidooski was smart enough to run away just like Spicer.

Dave just hung around and looked stupid like that bitch Kelly Anne Conway.

Not sure I'll bother logging on this weekend. I'm going kayaking. 

Petawawa river. It's a class IV/V and it's in flood right now. 

You lads have fun telling more lies. 

Maybe Zambo can join in and tell everyone about the time he ran the Zambezi. 

 

 

Like a rabid dog... :lol:

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40 minutes ago, revkevsdi said:

I'm waiting. 

Mr. .I actually know the names of the class iv rapids ive been on. :news:

 

how cute showing what a man you are because u have been in a raft on class 4 rapids . pretty sad was this a little tour and you were wearing your orange life vest and biking helmet feeling very butch because they gave you a paddle to hold :congrats:

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32 minutes ago, revkevsdi said:

 this weekend. I'm going kayaking.  

 

 

ahh yeah enough said . don't forget to match your outfit to the boat . I bet u look like a real bad ass in the lot next to your Subaru with that fancy thule roof rack. Birkenstocks with socks or do u prefer full blown homo and sport the Toms to show just how world conscientious you are.

don't forget the look is not complete with out the growler of micro brew and a bag of responsibly gathered trail mix  

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6 hours ago, Ez ryder said:

how cute showing what a man you are because u have been in a raft on class 4 rapids . pretty sad was this a little tour and you were wearing your orange life vest and biking helmet feeling very butch because they gave you a paddle to hold :congrats:

He starts this whole thing off by saying he got scared on class IV rapids....others chime in saying they've been down class IV also and it was no big deal. So now him and that gumpy looking fuck spend pages trying to right the ship then claim owned. :lmao: Fucking comical to watch.

Why are liberals always such frail pussies that like to jaw jack? 

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6 hours ago, Ez ryder said:

how cute showing what a man you are because u have been in a raft on class 4 rapids . pretty sad was this a little tour and you were wearing your orange life vest and biking helmet feeling very butch because they gave you a paddle to hold :congrats:

I know, right. Skidooski and Dave thinking they were real men because their raft guide told them they were on a class IV rapid. Poor fuckers were probably on a family float trip with an oar rig and guide doing all the work. 

But I doubt you are any better.

You are probably one of those fat fuckers who does 100 miles a day bar hopping on his sled. Doing the same trails he's done for the last 20 years and talks at work like he's been on an epic adventure.

Can you see your co-workers rolling their eyes?

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Just now, SnowRider said:

Dumbski and EZHEAT getting :owned::lol: 

Youre the retard sitting in the corner blurting out the same stupid shit over and over you know that right? 

Congrats Forum jester 

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23 minutes ago, Skidooski said:

He starts this whole thing off by saying he got scared on class IV rapids....others chime in saying they've been down class IV also and it was no big deal. So now him and that gumpy looking fuck spend pages trying to right the ship then claim owned. :lmao: Fucking comical to watch.

Why are liberals always such frail pussies that like to jaw jack? 

Now there you go lying again like a typical Republican.

I didn't say Class IV. You assumed it was class IV because for you it was the most frightening water you could think of. I'm sure on your family float trip you and the children were quite scared of that one wave where the water splashed over the front of the raft.  What was the name of that river again?

Nevermind, the memories will probably trigger you.

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