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1 hour ago, Carlos Danger said:

But this exchange is great and sums up the last 4 years perfectly.

 

It get's good at the 3:00 mark.  What I also liked is his clear attitude from the start that this shit is going to go south with a hack liberal interviewer...and he was ready for it.

She continuously says, "We want to make it clear for our viewers.'  Translation:  "We need to tell them how to think and give them the correct marching orders."

11 minutes ago, Snake said:

You know, the more I see this the more faith I have that MAYBY there is a brain out there.

It's still my doubt that any change will happen without blood.  We are overdue.  Seriously.  We are there...it's just gonna take a bit more BS from DC.  This little event in the past scared both D's and R's.  They know they've divided us beyond unity for their own rule.  We are gonna see them start to walk it back.  I hope it's too late.

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That guy performed his job masterfully during the trial of Trump.  Basically piece by piece he discredited every piece of information the prosecution presented with ease.  He made the prosecution look like they should have practiced in judge judy’s court prior to trying step up to the big leagues.

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Just now, Mainecat said:

He’s a ambulance chaser. A turnip could have used the time he did and end with the same result. The repubs were never going to convict Trump.

Clue? The entire senate laughed at him.

LOL....when was the last time you knew what you were talking about?  At any point in your life, did you have enough self respect just to stay silent?

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The sad part of all this is what Washington has become. Had the House been Republican controlled there never would have been impeachment proceeding either time. Not saying that that's a good thing either. What happened on the 6th was bad in a lot of ways but what happens everyday in the Capitol is worse.

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7 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

He’s a ambulance chaser. A turnip could have used the time he did and end with the same result. The repubs were never going to convict Trump.

Clue? The entire senate laughed at him.

Clue the whole country is laughing and dismayed by the silly show the house democrats have put on.   

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21 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

He’s a ambulance chaser. A turnip could have used the time he did and end with the same result. The repubs were never going to convict Trump.

Clue? The entire senate laughed at him.

That’s because he was pointing out how fucking ridiculous the whole thing was, when presented with FACTS.

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1 minute ago, Mainecat said:

Like I said a turnip could have done the same.

Sorry, all the turnips are running for office with a "D" next to their names.  The turnips that aren't running for office are voting for the ones that are.

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Ah yes, Lawyers:

 

 

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

 

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

W ITNESS: Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a depositi on notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral...

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 
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On 2/14/2021 at 11:14 AM, Mainecat said:

He’s a ambulance chaser. A turnip could have used the time he did and end with the same result. The repubs were never going to convict Trump.

Clue? The entire senate laughed at him.

true story.  the fact that 7 pubs voted for him all happened to be people Trump shit on regularly is no coincidence  either.  The trial was not about any facts just feelings.  .  

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2 minutes ago, Angry ginger said:

true story.  the fact that 7 pubs voted for him all happened to be people Trump shit on regularly is no coincidence  either.  The trial was not about any facts just feelings.  .  

Did they shit on Trump first though? And continue to do so?

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2 hours ago, Dave said:

Did they shit on Trump first though? And continue to do so?

lets face the fact Trump throws shit like a monkey in the zoo at pretty much everyone whether they fired first or not.   Without exhibiting blind loyalty Trumps gonna shit on you.  A couple of those Senators who voted to convict him i'd put on the better side of politicians even though i don't agree with them voting guilty.   Just because you don't gargle trumps nuts does not automatically make one a RINO.  Reality is there was nothing republican about DJT so he better fits that description.  

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Just now, Angry ginger said:

lets face the fact Trump throws shit like a monkey in the zoo at pretty much everyone whether they fired first or not.   Without exhibiting blind loyalty Trumps gonna shit on you.  A couple of those Senators who voted to convict him i'd put on the better side of politicians even though i don't agree with them voting guilty.   Just because you don't gargle trumps nuts does not automatically make one a RINO.  Reality is there was nothing republican about DJT so he better fits that description.  

Totally agree! It's the same way with Pelosi....she's just smarter to not do it in public.

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