f7ben Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 Should I try a vicodin and a few muscle relaxers ...this coors aint cutting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 47 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: Girls are the worst! But you love your daughter like nothing else don't lie you softy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebsell Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 I predict some epic posts from Ben tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Was just informed that I have to get all the toys and dolls out of the packaging. I should lay off the Dos Equis , may have to go out to the truck and grab the partner saw. Fucking China fuck packaging assfucks....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 44 minutes ago, Ebsell said: A house full of pre teen girls and they're all gonna be making fun of you for riding a 600 cc sled A hhahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small-bore Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Was just informed that I have to get all the toys and dolls out of the packaging. I should lay off the Dos Equis , may have to go out to the truck and grab the partner saw. Fucking China fuck packaging assfucks....... Get the dog to open them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted November 13, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 13, 2016 I hope Ben didn't pass out facedown in the cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Rosenberg Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 28 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: I hope Ben didn't pass out facedown in the cake. Those kids probly have him tied up in a closet by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevester Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 HBD to your daughter Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 Aunika says thanks!!! 11 little monsters just destroyed 2 gallons of pancake batter , 3 packages of sausages , a small ham and a gallon and a half of lemonade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Mine wants me to take her and 10 of her friends on the train downtown to go shopping. She's 15 so it's all about the clothes. I don't know why she wants me, I really have to talk the wife into this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, f7ben said: Aunika says thanks!!! 11 little monsters just destroyed 2 gallons of pancake batter , 3 packages of sausages , a small ham and a gallon and a half of lemonade LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Edmo said: Mine wants me to take her and 10 of her friends on the train downtown to go shopping. She's 15 so it's all about the clothes. I don't know why she wants me, I really have to talk the wife into this. I'm guessing it easier to get dad to let go of the wallet than it is to get mom to open the purse strings .......that could be the only possible reason she would want dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 13 hours ago, f7ben said: Also , just to brag while I can. Aunika was the only kid in her elementary school that made High Honors for all straight A's .....she is in advanced math and they are doing 5th grade math right now. If I can keep her from getting preggers or loving drugs I may have a winner 1!!!! It has to be her mother's genetics, no question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, snoughnut said: It has to be her mother's genetics, no question. I was pretty good at school until I figured out I liked smoking weed and getting drunk better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Edmo said: Mine wants me to take her and 10 of her friends on the train downtown to go shopping. She's 15 so it's all about the clothes. I don't know why she wants me, I really have to talk the wife into this. Your wife has set you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mileage Psycho said: Your wife has set you up D'oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Mileage Psycho said: Your wife has set you up This is a man speaking from experience. This poor feller is one of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Shifty Posted November 13, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 hours ago, f7ben said: Aunika says thanks!!! 11 little monsters just destroyed 2 gallons of pancake batter , 3 packages of sausages , a small ham and a gallon and a half of lemonade Quality. HBD Aunika Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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