SSFB Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 PERSIAN GULF—In what's being called a dangerous act of aggression, the country of Iran has deployed its country right next to the USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group, which was just minding its own business in the Persian Gulf. "It is clear that Iran wants war," said National Security Advisor John Bolton. "Our carrier strike group was just off on a pleasure cruise on the other side of the world, and Iran insisted on placing its country right next to it." "We will not stand for this kind of saber-rattling," he said. Bolton says the U.S. tried to use diplomacy. He stated that a diplomat was sent to Iran to ask nicely if they would consider moving their country away from our military forces and hundreds of bases around the world. Iran then claimed they couldn't find any space on the globe that was a safe distance from the U.S. military. "So as you can see, we tried to be reasonable," said Bolton, shrugging. "This means war!" https://babylonbee.com/news/in-act-of-aggression-iran-puts-its-country-right-next-to-our-aircraft-carriers 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Iranian frogs are suspected of planting bombs below the water line on 4 ships. The shit is about to go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Iranian frogs are suspected of planting bombs below the water line on 4 ships. The shit is about to go down. Yah......fuck the us military Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 15, 2019 Author Share Posted May 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Iranian frogs are suspected of planting bombs below the water line on 4 ships. The shit is about to go down. Just as good of chance it was Israel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 15, 2019 55 minutes ago, SSFB said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Iranian frogs are suspected of planting bombs below the water line on 4 ships. The shit is about to go down. Saudi fish were spotted in the area too. God damn Russian spy wales too!!!! Can’t trust none of these fuckers!!!! I think ague-man is behind it all!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Just now, SSFB said: Just as good of chance it was Israel. Not when you look at the flags the ships that were attacked,were flying. You can’t just go by that though, who owns the ship and the country of origin of the load. I don’t think it was the country of Iran though? They have the skills to sink those ships. It was probably a group that doesn’t have the skills to build a quality under water explosive? This shit has been going on for hundreds of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 15, 2019 The best part is that there are some here that are bitching at their computer right now about Iran putting their country next to our carrier!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Iran called Bolton “The Mustache” today. Well done you boy fuckers! That’s some funny shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Looks like A UAE flagged and owned tanker was one of the four. I would think that would rule out Iran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Should’ve kept the Iran accord. Oh well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted May 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Woodtick said: Looks like A UAE flagged and owned tanker was one of the four. I would think that would rule out Iran? One was norwigen owned. Im assuming ownership on that one dosnt matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: One was norwigen owned. Im assuming ownership on that one dosnt matter. Iran has the ability to take asymmetric warfare to a whole different level. Using an aircraft carrier and b52’s to stop them is like trying to kill an amoeba with a sledge hammer. Iran can create oil disruptions for months. Maybe years. Should be a hoot to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Derp derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 15, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, spin_dry said: Iran has the ability to take asymmetric warfare to a whole different level. Using an aircraft carrier and b52’s to stop them is like trying to kill an amoeba with a sledge hammer. Iran can create oil disruptions for months. Maybe years. Should be a hoot to watch. Listening to Bolton is Trumps biggest mistake to date. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I can't believe Iran did this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 hours ago, spin_dry said: Iran has the ability to take asymmetric warfare to a whole different level. Using an aircraft carrier and b52’s to stop them is like trying to kill an amoeba with a sledge hammer. Iran can create oil disruptions for months. Maybe years. Should be a hoot to watch. Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 hours ago, Jimmy Snacks said: The best part is that there are some here that are bitching at their computer right now about Iran putting their country next to our carrier!!!!!! Surprised ssbb beat you to the punch posting the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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