f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Wife - Does not like watching porn Does like watching hallmark channel Fucking kill myself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Their decisions are based almost exclusively on deep emotions. Hallmark (and the like) gives them that more than sex. Hard to imagine. BTW, my wife and I have never made it more than 30 seconds into a porn flick before business began. Lots of money wasted in hotel room. $19.99 for thirty seconds of viewing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Exhibit number 1000 why men started building garages and bars. It's evolution Benny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 17 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Exhibit number 1000 why men started building garages and bars. It's evolution Benny. Ewww...this was a good one! FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 14, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, f7ben said: Wife - Does not like watching porn Does like watching hallmark channel Fucking kill myself..... That is what wives do...for porn watching you need a side piece slut!!!!!! Speaking of that I watched some good porn late last night....beat my meat like it owed me money!!!!!!! Edited April 14, 2019 by Jimmy Snacks 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 18 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: That is what wives do...for porn watching you need a side piece slut!!!!!! Speaking of that I watched some good porn paste late last night....beat my meat like it owed me money!!!!!!! Hell no!! I've told my wife more than once that I would never step out on her, only because I couldn't handle double the headaches. Tell my youngest son don't ever get married. Rent em! Unfortunately it looks like it's too late for my oldest son. He's been hypnotized by the beaver. Enjoy it now because the best birth control in the world is wedding cake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 14, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 14, 2019 Back about 20 years ago...hell before we were married...we went down to Grand Rapids for a concert at Van Andel with a bunch of couples and afterwards I was crashed out in bed with my now wife...of course I was pretty fucked up and she was pretty tuned as well. Anyhow she wakes me up and she had rented the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape on Spanctravision and I was like hell yeah look at that chunk of tube on Tommy Lee....once I got over that it was game on and damn near the best sex ever!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Danger Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, f7ben said: Wife - Does not like watching porn Does like watching hallmark channel Fucking kill myself..... You need to splice together a Hallmark channel movie together with a Porn flick. So you would have a boring 90 minuet movie about how some woman over came some small emotional set back and at the end of the film there would be 10 minuets of Anal and Bukkake so that both of you will sit through the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Carlos Danger said: You need to splice together a Hallmark channel movie together with a Porn flick. So you would have a boring 90 minuet movie about how some woman over came some small emotional set back and at the end of the film there would be 10 minuets of Anal and Bukkake so that both of you will sit through the movie. ...where the man cries at the end and begs to be held. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: You need to splice together a Hallmark channel movie together with a Porn flick. So you would have a boring 90 minuet movie about how some woman over came some small emotional set back and at the end of the film there would be 10 minuets of Anal and Bukkake so that both of you will sit through the movie. Im listening....not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Danger Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: Im listening....not bad You can say things to your wife like " I connected with that character" or "She was so brave" and then go for the Brown starfish. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Carlos Danger said: You can say things to your wife like " I connected with that character" or "She was so brave" and then go for the Brown starfish. My wife would call me a girl and kick me out of the house if I tried to pass that shit off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Zambroski said: My wife would call me a girl and kick me out of the house if I tried to pass that shit off. Surprised she hasn't yet..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: You can say things to your wife like " I connected with that character" or "She was so brave" and then go for the Brown starfish. My wife is too smart for that. She'd see thru that in a heartbeat. I can hear it now. "Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my husband?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kev144 said: Surprised she hasn't yet..... It's gotta be the crocs.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Danger Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Skidude600 said: My wife is too smart for that. She'd see thru that in a heartbeat. I can hear it now. "Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my husband?" I will admit it would not work on every wife but My guess is it would work on a large number of them. If your wife is watching the Hallmark channel with any regularity i would think your chances of success would be increased greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: I will admit it would not work on every wife but My guess is it would work on a large number of them. If your wife is watching the Hallmark channel with any regularity i would think your chances of success would be increased greatly. Oh no doubt. I think the chances of it working would definately be better on those that have been married 5 yrs or less. After that the odds would decrease greatly. Just my professional opinion as I have been married for almost 27 yrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 All these big shot FS.COM studs. Can't even get laid by their wives!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, awful knawful said: All these big shot FS.COM studs. Can't even get laid by their wives!! Hahahaha!! 550 strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Carlos Danger said: You need to splice together a Hallmark channel movie together with a Porn flick. So you would have a boring 90 minuet movie about how some woman over came some small emotional set back and at the end of the film there would be 10 minuets of Anal and Bukkake so that both of you will sit through the movie. Sounds like a typical Italian movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 My wife suggests the porn. No, no she doesn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 hours ago, f7ben said: Wife - Does not like watching porn Does like watching hallmark channel Fucking kill myself..... Porn is all the same Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Mainecat said: Porn is all the same Ben. So is oatmeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: So is oatmeal If you eat it every single day it’s mundane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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