SSFB Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a small ceremony in the West Wing of the White House, officials pulled down a curtain revealing the portrait of this month’s winner of the White House’s Employee of the Month award, and for the 19th consecutive time, the winner was President Donald Trump. “In your face!” Trump shouted at janitor Steve Thompson, who many say had upped his toilet scrubbing game in an attempt to win the award, which comes with a $30 gift certificate for Dave & Busters. Trump started the Employee of the Month award as soon as he became president in an effort to motivate various staff members of the White House, but so far he has been the only one to win it. “I’m doing a tremendous job,” Trump told his staff as he hung another portrait of himself on the wall. “No one comes close to doing as good a job as me. Look at jobs. Look at the economy. Once again, I really deserve this award.” The race is already on for winning next month’s award. White House tour guide Ginger Warner is said to be working on new jokes to make her tours extra memorable, while President Donald Trump is said to be planning a new trade deal and maybe a war. https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wins-19th-consecutive-employee-of-the-month-award-at-white-house/ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Lol at the last sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 So wacky it could be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anler Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Trump is the hardest working president we have ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 Just now, Nazipigdog said: Trump is the hardest working president we have ever had. BIGLY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USA Contributing Member $poorsledder$ Posted August 30, 2018 USA Contributing Member Share Posted August 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mainecat said: So wacky it could be true How many "employee of the month" and participation trophies proudly fill your bookcase from the job your BIL gave you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nazipigdog said: Trump is the hardest working president we have ever had. And still he can spend half his time golfing. That takes real talent. Just imagine if could give 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 36 minutes ago, Nazipigdog said: Trump is the hardest working president we have ever had. All jacked up on diet cokes a micky D's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, DAVE said: All jacked up on diet cokes a micky D's It's how you become the fittest President ever!!!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted August 30, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 minute ago, SSFB said: It's how you become the fittest President ever!!!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 minute ago, SSFB said: It's how you become the fittest President ever!!!!!!!11 Now you know!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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