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Well, she appears to have an ample balcony.  But, to be fair...we really need to see some pics before we decide if laws are broken.  It was Boulder so prolly a couple of fags got all bent outa shape about it.  Who knows what those idiot jackasses are doing out there?

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2 minutes ago, racinfarmer said:

Probably a 12 packer.  6 if you have blue balls, dirty 30 if you are picky, like me.  Don't think double bagger though.  

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It looks like she'd do a lot without much convincing.  Let's say 8 cold drafts and a midnight call.  Maybe 11:30.

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6 minutes ago, racinfarmer said:

Hard to give a rating without seeing the rest of the body, IMO.

I bet she's a very nice person, you shallow prick!

10 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:

I'd rate her as a 4, because of her head!... :hdchr:

"4 head" forehead, get it? Lol 😃

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42 minutes ago, hwytohell said:

https://nypost.com/2018/05/05/topless-gardener-sues-authorities-for-being-prudes/   :read:  Let all the twins in America see the summer  sun .:yum:

Let them breathe! Stoopid reason to make news. If you don't like it look away.

What's next, prosecuting homeless people for dirtying our visual observance of alleys between city blocks?

Who doesn't like boobies?? :saluting:

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9 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:

Let them breathe! Stoopid reason to make news. If you don't like it look away.

What's next, prosecuting homeless people for dirtying our visual observance of alleys between city blocks?

Who doesn't like boobies?? :saluting:

Just like conceal carry, there are certain things you should have to have a permit for.  Topless gardening is one.  Spandex/yoga pants is another.  

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15 minutes ago, racinfarmer said:

Just like conceal carry, there are certain things you should have to have a permit for.  Topless gardening is one.  Spandex/yoga pants is another.  

 

Yep , when she needs overload springs on the drivers side of her Kia Spectra , then no yoga pants for her .  :bc:

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59 minutes ago, racinfarmer said:

Just like conceal carry, there are certain things you should have to have a permit for.  Topless gardening is one.  Spandex/yoga pants is another. 

I'm just going to play devil's advocate for a minute... Your comparison is a little off, the tilted kilt... constitutional rights of firearm possession isn't close to the "right wear yoga pants"....

 

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1 minute ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:

I'm just going to play devil's advocate for a minute... Your comparison is a little off, the tilted kilt... constitutional rights of firearm possession isn't close to the "right wear yoga pants"....

 

Ok, driving a car then, if you so like.  

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5 minutes ago, racinfarmer said:

Ok, driving a car then, if you so like.  

Huh?

I might agree. If you cannot operate a standard transmission, you're not allowed to own firearms, wear yoga pants, or drive topless. 

Quit grinding my gears! 

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18 minutes ago, Nazipigdog said:

Who cares really? They don't act like this about nudity in other countries. Like nobody has seen a boob before. 

The only boob Ron has ever seen he made out of reconstituted Bondo dust.  

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7 hours ago, racinfarmer said:

The only boob Ron has ever seen he made out of reconstituted Bondo dust.  

I can see how he would be offended by a real one then. 

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