another fat guy did the same thing. then was too embarassed to go out. he phones his doctor and the doc told him to get a top hat, start at his feet and keep pulling his skin up. then when it was on his head, he could put the top hat over and come see him. he did and went to the doctors office. the receptionist welcomed him and said, 'thats a nice dimple on your chin', he replied, 'not a dimple, its my belly button, how do you like my neck tie'