Ez ryder Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Woodtick said: Three foot wing span. They cut trees in half. from what I can tell they keep the kids around for some time also . the same 2 came at the same time for almost 2 yrs . was cool to see the 1 grow up to the size of a Pterodactyl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Kivalo said: Correction, you cannot get caught shooting one. I know someone who let a fucking woodpecker peck away at their house. Expensive wood siding.................MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!! Go to your fucking local gun shop and get some #12 birdshot, for a .22 caliber. CCI makes them, looks like a long-rifle cartridge with a blue plastic tip. It's about the quietest round you will find to shoot this motherfucker. I don't know how close your neighbors are, but I would shoot it, one way or another. Have your plastic garbage bag ready, and your truck ready to go. Bag it, toss it in the truck, and GTFO of there with it, then toss it in a dumpster at an apartment complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, polaris550 said: I know someone who let a fucking woodpecker peck away at their house. Expensive wood siding.................MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!! Go to your fucking local gun shop and get some #12 birdshot, for a .22 caliber. CCI makes them, looks like a long-rifle cartridge with a blue plastic tip. It's about the quietest round you will find to shoot this motherfucker. I don't know how close your neighbors are, but I would shoot it, one way or another. Have your plastic garbage bag ready, and your truck ready to go. Bag it, toss it in the truck, and GTFO of there with it, then toss it in a dumpster at an apartment complex. Or I could just grab my 12ga and shoot it like I did a rabid raccoon the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Kivalo said: Or I could just grab my 12ga and shoot it like I did a rabid raccoon the other day. Are woodpeckers legal to shoot in NY? I doubt it. If some neighbor takes a vid, you could get in trouble. A 12 gauge for a fucking woodpecker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, polaris550 said: Are woodpeckers legal to shoot in NY? I doubt it. If some neighbor takes a vid, you could get in trouble. A 12 gauge for a fucking woodpecker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own a .22 and I'm not buying one to shoot a god damn bird. My neighbors wont rat me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kivalo said: I don't own a .22 and I'm not buying one to shoot a god damn bird. My neighbors wont rat me out. Famous last words. You'll end up on YOUTUBE with a viral vid showing you shooting a PROTECTED BIRD, and PETA and THE HUMANE SOCIETY OF THE UNITED STATES demanding your arrest!!! LMAO!! A peckerhead going to jail for shooting a woodpecker!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, polaris550 said: Famous last words. You'll end up on YOUTUBE with a viral vid showing you shooting a PROTECTED BIRD, and PETA and THE HUMANE SOCIETY OF THE UNITED STATES demanding your arrest!!! LMAO!! A peckerhead going to jail for shooting a woodpecker!! If my neighbors were gonna have me put in jail it would've happened along long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Kivalo said: If my neighbors were gonna have me put in jail it would've happened along long time ago. If they knew what a weirdo you really were, they would rat you out in a heartbeat......trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, polaris550 said: If they knew what a weirdo you really were, they would rat you out in a heartbeat......trust me. Really? I expect better insults from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Kivalo said: Really? I expect better insults from you. OK, if they knew what a faggot you really were, they'd rat you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, polaris550 said: OK, if they knew what a faggot you really were, they'd rat you out. I have lesbian neighbors, I have neighbors with gay kids, too. Do you know what I don't have? Neighbors that wear gimp masks and shit stained tightey whities! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Kivalo said: I have lesbian neighbors, I have neighbors with gay kids, too. Do you know what I don't have? Neighbors that wear gimp masks and shit stained tightey whities! Why are you hangin' with so many gay people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, polaris550 said: Why are you hangin' with so many gay people? I said they were my neighbors. I didn't say I hang with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kivalo said: I said they were my neighbors. I didn't say I hang with them. Gays like animals, you're screwed. I bet they are members of PETA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, polaris550 said: Gays like animals, you're screwed. I bet they are members of PETA!! Shut up, stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 47 minutes ago, Kivalo said: I have lesbian neighbors, I have neighbors with gay kids, too. Do you know what I don't have? Neighbors that wear gimp masks and shit stained tightey whities! well just ask the dyke to shoot it they all have a 9mil under the seat of the jeep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: well just ask the dyke to shoot it they all have a 9mil under the seat of the jeep The dykes have Jeeps and the fems drive the Forresters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Ez ryder said: exactly a thread about woodpeckers and you just cant help your self because the burn is to bad and you have to let it out . try coco butter it works for the brothers when they get ashy could work for your butt chaffing What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Rob booted MACHZNOT 'cause he posted a pic of a size 38 Hanes brief with two medium onions inside, and EZ's pic is OK?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Kivalo said: Shut up, stupid. Ha ha, peckerhead!!! LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 EVERY FUCKING THREAD! @polaris550 ruins it. What a fucking idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted October 26, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 6 hours ago, racinfarmer said: The dykes have Jeeps and the fems drive the Forresters? Ford Rangers are quite popular for the bull dykes around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 26, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Kivalo said: I don't own a .22 and I'm not buying one to shoot a god damn bird. My neighbors wont rat me out. Perfect reason to go get a Ruger 10-22 and some subsonic rounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 13 hours ago, Carlos Danger said: What should worry you is that the only reason a wood pecker would be at your house would be to get bugs like Carpenter ants or termites. This. 12 hours ago, Woodtick said: I had big problems with a protected pecker. DNR told me to hang pie pans on fishing line. It worked great. I had a problem again and used Coors Light cans on a fishing line. The don't like shining things that spin? Simple and effective eh 11 hours ago, Woodtick said: These are the fucks I can't shoot. Pileated's are awesome birds and are really wary of people, I only get glimpses of the one's near my house but man are they loud banging on the dead ash trees around the area. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted October 26, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 Pick up a nice BB gun over at Bass pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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