SSFB Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Quote KOREAN DE-MILITARIZED ZONE — The Pentagon has deployed Defense Secretary Jim Mattis to the Korean de-militarized zone for a massive show of force against Pyongyang, sources confirmed today. Flanked by a Navy SEAL Team as B-1B bombers flew overhead, a shirtless Mattis engaged in a rigorous workout as North Korean guards looked on. A number of guards expressed terror as the secretary knocked out 100 consecutive pushups while simultaneously singing Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue,” a senior defense official said. The rapid deployment of Mattis to the region came after President Donald Trump promised “fire and fury” like the world had never seen in response to North Korean threats. Some speculated Trump’s remark was off-the-cuff bluster, but administration officials insisted that Mattis’ nickname of “Mad Dog” was changed to “Fire and Fury” late last month. Although Mattis’ display of his 20-inch biceps and huge pecs are considered provocative, yet peaceful displays of power, officials privately warned he could at any moment unleash a knife hand and kill thousands. Meanwhile, Kim Jong-un has challenged the US to a hot dog-eating contest, demanding that Trump send his best competitor and at least 4,000 hot dogs. Special K and G-Had contributed reporting. Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/08/pentagon-deploys-mattis-korean-dmz-massive-show-force/#ixzz4pPd2urBP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Hahahaha. Thats awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 The 4000 hotdogs would be more food than the poor NK people have seen in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, Momorider said: The 4000 hotdogs would be more food than the poor NK people have seen in years The 4000 dicks you stick in your mouth in a year is more than most street whores see in a lifetime, true story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mileage Psycho said: The 4000 dicks you stick in your mouth in a year is more than most street whores see in a lifetime, true story. posts what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted August 11, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 11, 2017 If only that stare Pence gave them had worked initially Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted August 11, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 11, 2017 11 hours ago, Momorider said: posts what? OK thats fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Bald Penis headed Dago midget fuck stick Mow M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 18 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said: The 4000 dicks you stick in your mouth in a year is more than most street whores see in a lifetime, true story. Ok that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 20 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said: The 4000 dicks you stick in your mouth in a year is more than most street whores see in a lifetime, true story. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 3 hours ago, SVT Renegade XRS said: Bald Penis headed Dago midget fuck stick Mow M shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted August 11, 2017 Author Share Posted August 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, ActionfigureJoe said: shut up Better check your dental insurance!!!!!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 hours ago, ActionfigureJoe said: shut up Go have another 2 hours ago, SSFB said: Better check your dental insurance!!!!!!!!!11 It's pretty obvious you don't have any dental coverage with that gap big enough to drive an 18 wheeler thru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted August 12, 2017 Author Share Posted August 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, SVT Renegade XRS said: It's pretty obvious you don't have any dental coverage with that gap big enough to drive an 18 wheeler thru Would you bet on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 You should fire your dentist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted August 12, 2017 Author Share Posted August 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, SVT Renegade XRS said: You should fire your dentist OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 On 8/10/2017 at 10:55 PM, Momorider said: posts what? Momoloser, so stupid, so queer, so sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Lol at all of it. Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01mxz800 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 14 hours ago, SVT Renegade XRS said: Go have another It's pretty obvious you don't have any dental coverage with that gap big enough to drive an 18 wheeler thru I have an 22 wheeler we could test your therory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 3 hours ago, 01mxz800 said: I have an 22 wheeler we could test your therory It would make it thru that gap,easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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