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***OFFICIAL COVID FUNNY JOKE & MEME THREAD!!!!****


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10 minutes ago, ACE said:

I wonder if Greta can see the Chinese virus 

 

1 minute ago, Zambroski said:

LOL!   No chance.  

You two dumbfucks just stay right here in this thread ....it’s perfect :lol:

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  • Oldtimer's T-Shirt: I am not 80 years old.....I am Sweet 16 with 64 years of experience!
 
  • Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
 
  • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
 
  • I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
 
  • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
 
  • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
 
  • Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
 
  • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
 
  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
 
  • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
 
  • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
 
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
 
  • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
 
  • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
 
  • I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
 
  • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
 
  • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
 
  • Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
 
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