Zambroski Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Wildboer said: I am so stealing this post and claiming I made it up as satire. It made me laugh. I mean..”and they were screeching like chimpanzees when chimps go crazy when it rains, and they beat the ground with branches, while screeching. “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 hours ago, spin_dry said: And you’re still a pathetic, flabby arm wash up. Partly true: My massive PYTHONIAN GUNS are mere striplings compared to their former magnificence I do need to stop helping family members who are non-cooperative My TOTAL NET WORTH is at a historical and absurd high I have one formerly hot lady that will go anywhere I want. Now that my grounds-work is caught-up, we will not only be going out to eat, and rides, but going to look at a new Nitro If I see a Nitro that jumps out at me, I will be able to write a check for it Somebody else just a couple of days ago complimented the place, and my neighbor raved about the place ..again THINGS, COULD BE WORSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Wildboer said: I am so stealing this post and claiming I made it up as satire. I don't know Willy, but I'm beginnin' ta' think you ain't a bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: but going to look at a new Nitro Thought you were going for a fountain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Thought you were going for a fountain? There's a lot of them available, but not too many around here. Big boats are way too much hassle, I don't have the energy for that anymore. A Nitro I can clamp on in my back yard, haul to a lake, and back it into the garage at the end of the day. No insurance, no dock fees, no worry of vandalism, storm smashing it, flooding, sinking, and on and on. BIG BOATS...……...require big money, time, worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Guess you don't have big money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 minute ago, awful knawful said: Guess you don't have big money! I got the money, don't got the energy or time. Shut up negro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 34 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: There's a lot of them available, but not too many around here. Big boats are way too much hassle, I don't have the energy for that anymore. A Nitro I can clamp on in my back yard, haul to a lake, and back it into the garage at the end of the day. No insurance, no dock fees, no worry of vandalism, storm smashing it, flooding, sinking, and on and on. BIG BOATS...……...require big money, time, worry. You could get a mini, 29ft. Still towable. Better hurry up though, the summer is almost over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: You could get a mini, 29ft. Still towable. Better hurry up though, the summer is almost over. OMG!! I was just looking at a wicked nice 29' last night online!! 136 ORIGINAL hours. Missouri. 68 k. I think my truck could haul it. My imagination was flowin'!!! STOP!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: OMG!! I was just looking at a wicked nice 29' last night online!! 136 ORIGINAL hours. Missouri. 68 k. I think my truck could haul it. My imagination was flowin'!!! STOP!!!!! Quit flirting with me here, go buy the fucking thing! Life is short, wanna play ya gotta pay! Hope you drive a Ford or diesel Dodge, GM garbage would be choking on that trip back. Excuse to buy a new truck, if nothing else!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 47 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Quit flirting with me here, go buy the fucking thing! Life is short, wanna play ya gotta pay! Hope you drive a Ford or diesel Dodge, GM garbage would be choking on that trip back. Excuse to buy a new truck, if nothing else!! 1998, in Maryland, 48,0000. I would take a ride down, but I know I'll never get to use it enough. My Sierra would tow that like nothing. ( Well maybe not like nothing ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted July 18, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted July 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Polaris 550 said: Partly true: My massive PYTHONIAN GUNS are mere striplings compared to their former magnificence I do need to stop helping family members who are non-cooperative My TOTAL NET WORTH is at a historical and absurd high I have one formerly hot lady that will go anywhere I want. Now that my grounds-work is caught-up, we will not only be going out to eat, and rides, but going to look at a new Nitro If I see a Nitro that jumps out at me, I will be able to write a check for it Somebody else just a couple of days ago complimented the place, and my neighbor raved about the place ..again THINGS, COULD BE WORSE Cheap fuck! Buy a goddam boat already! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Cheap fuck! Buy a goddam boat already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Quit flirting with me here, go buy the fucking thing! Life is short, wanna play ya gotta pay! Hope you drive a Ford or diesel Dodge, GM garbage would be choking on that trip back. Excuse to buy a new truck, if nothing else!! He's got one foot in the grave and owns an old rusted POS GM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Polaris 550 said: Broke as fuck! 🖕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 9 hours ago, Polaris 550 said: Buy the fountain, come to nook land and we'll cruise picking up broads and find the awfully gay one dragon!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, Kev144 said: Buy the fountain, come to nook land and we'll cruise picking up broads and find the awfully gay one dragon!!!1 Bring some cash. For fuel & broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Kev144 said: Buy the fountain, come to nook land and we'll cruise picking up broads and find the awfully gay one dragon!!!1 I'd like to get that TUFF 28 in Cambridge, ON!! We'd be chick-magnets in that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 11 hours ago, awful knawful said: He's got one foot in the grave and owns an old rusted POS GM! 11 hours ago, awful knawful said: Broke as fuck! 🖕 2 hours ago, awful knawful said: Bring some cash. For fuel & broads. Hey DUPE-FAG, we know it's you!!! 800 FAGGON, the " SITE-FAG " of FS.com!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Polaris 550 said: I'd like to get that TUFF 28 in Cambridge, ON!! We'd be chick-magnets in that!!! You could.name the boat the " REACH AROUND " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 hours ago, The One said: You could.name the boat the " REACH AROUND " Your boat name will just be " the gay one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Just now, Kev144 said: Your boat name will just be " the gay one" Don't own no boat never will !!! Lmmfao go make a payment on ur bride lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, The One said: Don't own no boat never will !!! Lmmfao go make a payment on ur bride lol Right because the only talent you have is milking men Edited July 18, 2019 by Kev144 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, The One said: Don't own no boat never will !!! Lmmfao go make a payment on ur bride lol They're timeshares ownership options. But being minus one on a credit score won't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: They're timeshares ownership options. But being minus one on a credit score won't help. Wow dumb ,I do not desire a boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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