spin_dry Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Get lost for 17 days in a Hawaiian forest filled with fruits, berries, and fresh water with 80 degree temps and a pleasant evening breeze. Get rescued and become an instant fucking hero. Drop that bitch off in northern Wisconsin during a miserable winter and have her survive for 17 days. I’d lick her toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 How do you get lost for 17 days in Hawaii.... What a fucking moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: How do you get lost for 17 days in Hawaii.... What a fucking moron. I said that exact fucking thing this morning. EXACT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: How do you get lost for 17 days in Hawaii.... What a fucking moron. On purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 She followed a voice down the unfamiliar trail and the whole experience was spiritual. Bitch is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, racinfarmer said: She followed a voice down the unfamiliar trail and the whole experience was spiritual. Bitch is crazy. Ayahuasca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just read the story. Hopefully they charge her for the heli and search crews. Stupid fuck. That or put her down so someone as dumb as her can’t breed. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Crappie Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 35 minutes ago, spin_dry said: Get lost for 17 days in a Hawaiian forest filled with fruits, berries, and fresh water with 80 degree temps and a pleasant evening breeze. Get rescued and become an instant fucking hero. Drop that bitch off in northern Wisconsin during a miserable winter and have her survive for 17 days. I’d lick her toes. Hell, 17 days in Wisconsin or Minnesota forest in the summer. She'd be dead from just the mosquito's and no see'ums in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Hawaii is a good place to get lost because they don't really have any bugs or snakes or anything that can kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Rosenberg Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Anler said: Hawaii is a good place to get lost because they don't really have any bugs or snakes or anything that can kill you. Go to bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irv Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Why 3 stories about it from CNN in a span of 15 hrs? https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/28/us/hawaii-missing-hiker-spirit/index.html https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/05/28/hawaii-missing-hiker-amanda-eller-rescued-watt-dnt-ebof-vpx.cnn https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/missing-hawaii-hiker-amanda-eller-found/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 9 hours ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: How do you get lost for 17 days in Hawaii.... What a fucking moron. She is a ditz no doubt. But Maui isn’t like Oahu. I doubt you could ever be alone on Oahu There a huge stretch down the west(?) side of the island south of Lahaina to Hana that the road was lost in an earthquake and they didn’t bother rebuilding. The jungle takes that shit back pretty quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 56 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: She is a ditz no doubt. But Maui isn’t like Oahu. I doubt you could ever be alone on Oahu There a huge stretch down the west(?) side of the island south of Lahaina to Hana that the road was lost in an earthquake and they didn’t bother rebuilding. The jungle takes that shit back pretty quickly. Sure. No doubt. I bet it’s thick. But still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted May 29, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 29, 2019 10 hours ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: How do you get lost for 17 days in Hawaii.... What a fucking moron. No shit. Find a stream and go fucking down it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 She’s an imbecile with hiking shoes. There is no other reason for this. None. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 29, 2019 Author Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, irv said: Why 3 stories about it from CNN in a span of 15 hrs? https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/28/us/hawaii-missing-hiker-spirit/index.html https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/05/28/hawaii-missing-hiker-amanda-eller-rescued-watt-dnt-ebof-vpx.cnn https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/missing-hawaii-hiker-amanda-eller-found/index.html Because guys like you read them which in turn generates ad money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irv Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 28 minutes ago, spin_dry said: Because guys like you read them which in turn generates ad money. Yeah, that's why I posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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