Momorider Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Resurrected Che Guevara Announces 2020 Run, Democrats Quickly Criticize As 'Too Moderate' March 19th, 2019 14kShares 12.3kSHARE 1.7kSHARE SHARE SANTA CLARA, CUBA—Is Marxist revolutionary Che Guevara too moderate for a 2020 run as a Democrat? That's the question the left is asking after Guevara was resurrected by a leftist political action committee, Marxists for Equality, Socialism, and Stalinism. MESS activists arrived in Santa Clara earlier this week and summoned Guevara's spirit back from the dead using dark, demonic rituals, which are well-known to many Democrats. MESS then hastily photoshopped a birth certificate for Zombie Guevara so he would be eligible to run for president of the United States. Guevara announced his run but was quickly denounced by many of his fellow candidates and other prominent Democrats. "I'm just not sure Guevara is far enough left to be a viable Democratic candidate this election," said one political pundit on CNN. "He's really a centrist in the midst of this field of radical leftists, and we just don't think he's going to stand out this time." Democrats pointed out that while Guevara was a mass murderer, he really needs to specifically come out as allowing murder up to and including the moment of birth if he's going to be accepted as a mainstream Democratic candidate. They also demonstrated that his brand of totalitarianist terror was a fine starting point, but he needs to show his willingness to silence anyone who even seems to slightly disagree with the left if he's going to get any traction. "I just looked up the Wikipedia article on Che," Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted while she was supposed to be working. "I don't see anything about him addressing climate change and wanting to destroy an entire economy based on wild-eyed apocalyptic predictions. I might have to throw away my Guevara T-shirts, to be honest." Reached for comment on Guevara's official run, Bernie Sanders simply began ranting incoherently about how many flavors of Doritos there are at his local grocery store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 God this is fucking dumb in so many ways. Delete this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted March 19, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 19, 2019 Man On Man Oralrider says what...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 Just now, motonoggin said: God this is fucking dumb in so many ways. Delete this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Lol che was a mental case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: Lol che was a mental case And NeoFascistHimmlerStoners hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 What a beard! Clinging to scraps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted March 19, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, motonoggin said: God this is fucking dumb in so many ways. Delete this. You got a t-shirt with him on it don't you.....be honest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Highmark said: You got a t-shirt with him on it don't you.....be honest? Probably several Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 That shit is pretty funny Man On Man Oral! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Anler said: That shit is pretty funny Man On Man Oral! Fat Nazi Faggot posts what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted March 20, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted March 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Momorider said: 14kSh After $40 for 4 beers I'm inclined to support him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Kivalo said: After $40 for 4 beers I'm inclined to support him! You'd suck him and pay him 40 and 4 beers, Faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted March 20, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted March 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Momorider said: You'd suck him and pay him 40 and 4 beers, Faggot Shut up you shit eating donkey raper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Shut up you shit eating donkey raper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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