Dave Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Posted on Get ready for International Grumpy Fuckers Day 2018 – Monday 24th September Grumpy fuckers all over the world are preparing to celebrate International Grumpy Fucker Day, which this year takes place on Monday 24th September. The fuckers have been moping around, grumbling to themselves and looking like sacks of shit in preparation for the big day. One grumpy fucker said: “Every day is International Grumpy Fucker Day in my life. The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is moan to myself about how shit my life is. I then go downstairs and make myself a shit cup of coffee. I head off to work about 8am and then spend the day working with arseholes. After that, I come back home, make myself a shit dinner and go to bed. That’s it. That’s my life.” Another fucker said: “Meh. Just get out of my face, fucker.” International Grumpy Fucker Day was first celebrated in 2007. It’s been celebrated every year since because that’s how often annual events are celebrated 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 that's my birthday. So this year, I have the right to be grumpy, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, hayward said: that's my birthday. So this year, I have the right to be grumpy, right? Sure!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I'm saving mine for "Idiocy Intolerance Day". Gonna have fireworks....and a piñata! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Somebody sure misses uncle woolie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Nazipigdog said: Somebody sure misses uncle woolie. He makes for good reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 What or whom sent the Woolard to BH island? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Edmo said: What or whom sent the Woolard to BH island? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Edmo said: What or whom sent the Woolard to BH island? Angry ginger...hes ruthless!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, Edmo said: What or whom sent the Woolard to BH island? 32 minutes ago, DAVE said: Angry ginger...hes ruthless!!! Link? Pretty silly when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 49 minutes ago, Edmo said: What or whom sent the Woolard to BH island? Thinskinitis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Link? Pretty silly when you think about it. Its been brewing for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, DAVE said: Its been brewing for months. Years likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, ArcticCrusher said: Years likely. Since Trump won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Maybe woolie has an actual life aside from posting on the interwebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, xcr700 said: Maybe woolie has an actual life aside from posting on the interwebs Fucking new guys kill me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 8 hours ago, DAVE said: Fucking new guys kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 13 hours ago, xcr700 said: Maybe woolie has an actual life aside from posting on the interwebs people with lives outside of the interwebs don't get emojis made specifically for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 20 minutes ago, frenchy said: people with lives outside of the interwebs don't get emojis made specifically for them. You're not very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, frenchy said: people with lives outside of the interwebs don't get emojis made specifically for them. This guy clearly doesn't know Wolfie, the sled site killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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