Crnr2Crnr Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 had a great call from old friend this evening I haven't heard from in years, yadda yadda yadda and at the end of the conversation he said 'do you remember that morning I was hungover as fuck in the blazing sun... and you were kind enough to make me a bowl of cereal?' to which I chuckled and replied 'yep'. then he said 'well, I finally got to pull your prank on someone else and my son in law puked up chunks of Chex cereal and ranch dressing for nearly half an hour and my daughter was furious with me.' so yeah, i'm an asshole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger** Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Another useless thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 Just now, Badger** said: Another useless thread. I've exceeded my weekly Trump sucks because thread limit Would you like a bowl of cereal or maybe a nice mug brimming with steaming hot Pepsi Cola and cream? shit... that was next weeks thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted November 10, 2022 Gold Member Share Posted November 10, 2022 holy shit I think @Badger** just You? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 10, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 10, 2022 Sounds almost as fun as throwing ex lax to the seagulls at the beach, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crnr2Crnr Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 we'll, I was drinking last night and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepybrew Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 rule number one around our crowd. never fall asleep in front of them. i am a sleepwalker, aka sleepy, and they have seen me in action and gave me the nickname. others that passed out woke up painted, markers, etc. i passed out at a party , puking over a deck railing all night. bastards all signed my back with a sharpie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 1 minute ago, sleepybrew said: rule number one around our crowd. never fall asleep in front of them. i am a sleepwalker, aka sleepy, and they have seen me in action and gave me the nickname. others that passed out woke up painted, markers, etc. i passed out at a party , puking over a deck railing all night. bastards all signed my back with a sharpie. ever had a mayonnaise frosted cupcake? it's pretty gross 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepybrew Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Crnr2Crnr said: ever had a mayonnaise frosted cupcake? it's pretty gross 🤢 i hate mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 2 hours ago, sleepybrew said: rule number one around our crowd. never fall asleep in front of them. i am a sleepwalker, aka sleepy, and they have seen me in action and gave me the nickname. others that passed out woke up painted, markers, etc. i passed out at a party , puking over a deck railing all night. bastards all signed my back with a sharpie. Buddy in town here back in the day passed out in the wee hours and his buddies sharpied his face with dicks and I suck cock. He woke up and jumped in his car the next afternnon and got pulled over by the cops at a RIDE check. Needless to say they didn't even ask if he was drinking just made him blow. Luckily he had slept enough of it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepybrew Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Just now, HSR said: Buddy in town here back in the day passed out in the wee hours and his buddies sharpied his face with dicks and I suck cock. He woke up and jumped in his car the next afternnon and got pulled over by the cops at a RIDE check. Needless to say they didn't even ask if he was drinking just made him blow. Luckily he had slept enough of it off. that was a tough night , i lost a contact lens, puked all night, got branded, had to get my car the next day. man the early 80s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Another bud of mine,crazy fucker was having an after last night shift beers with his crew. 1 guy passed out cold on the floor. My buddy took off one of the guys work boots,unlaced the laces,tied one end to the boot and with the other end,this gets weird. He unzipped the guys pants and lassoed his dick.Then he put the stinky boot on the guys face. A beer or two later the guy roused a bit and tossed the boot. He woke up then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Good thread OP better than politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepybrew Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 (edited) alright then . i'll add another. local boy passed out at the swimming hole in his truck, leaned over from the driver's side. i reached in , popped the hood, he never moved . like a 75 chevy 1/2 ton, you guys know what that sounds like. i ran some primary wire from the coil to the front seat. stripped off like 2 ft of insulation, and coiled it on the seat. it was night so we all just hung on the rocks waiting. then we hear the truck start, and him yelling. we all ran off, and hid. this guy would have killed me. i finally told him it was me a few days later and he cracked up laughing. said he knew i was the only car guy that knew that. he agreed it was funny as hell. Edited November 10, 2022 by sleepybrew 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted November 11, 2022 Author Share Posted November 11, 2022 4 hours ago, sleepybrew said: i hate mayo. so did I everyone was in on it and they made sure I got the cupcake with it on fair play, I've done worse. 3 hours ago, sleepybrew said: alright then . i'll add another. local boy passed out at the swimming hole in his truck, leaned over from the driver's side. i reached in , popped the hood, he never moved . like a 75 chevy 1/2 ton, you guys know what that sounds like. i ran some primary wire from the coil to the front seat. stripped off like 2 ft of insulation, and coiled it on the seat. it was night so we all just hung on the rocks waiting. then we hear the truck start, and him yelling. we all ran off, and hid. this guy would have killed me. i finally told him it was me a few days later and he cracked up laughing. said he knew i was the only car guy that knew that. he agreed it was funny as hell. in the old days... washer fluid pump hose removed and rerouted through the firewall, zip tied under the dash aiming right at the drivers crotch. not a five minute prank and it takes a while to work but my co-worker was pissed off for months about his Zubaz' getting soaked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepr2 Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Look at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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