Popular Post steve from amherst 12,983 Posted September 18 Popular Post Share Posted September 18 Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed?? 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HSR 11,649 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 10 hours ago, Badger** said: I don't get it Am I missing something here?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HSR 11,649 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 37 minutes ago, HSR said: I don't get it Am I missing something here?? 11 minutes ago, Badger** said: I knew you'd take the bait. Well that's kinda wierd. Let's just stick to meme's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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