Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 It's raining now, but will turn to snow. Maybe 4-8, maybe more or less. We are kind of in a zone that may get more or less. Winds could hit 60 MPH!!!! With the heavy, wet snow, they are predicting numerous OUTAGES. I hope we miss the brunt of it. The ground is wet, and saturated. All our driveways are dirt/gravel. I still have to hitch my plow up, haven't touched it all year. Plowing is going to ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The wet snow is gonna' trip my blade with as little as 3" fukkin inches, it's like pushing WET CEMENT. The soft mud below is gonna' be plowed up, no mater how careful I am. I have been through this same situation in years past. I have about 800' just for my sister's drives, plus turn-arounds, plus my big place, plus the connecting driveway. I don't even wanna' leave the couch. Now I know why some friends moved to Florida. Sonamabitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 You have a generator? OBTW: it's concrete..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, XCR1250 said: You have a generator? OBTW: it's concrete..LOL I got THREE of the bastards. Problem is, I don't even wanna' leave the house!!! Thanks for the reminder, that's it's even WORSE THAN CEMENT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'll be on my way shortly Mach. Don't worry, help is on the way! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just turned to snow!! The flakes are the size of marbles..............not accumulating yet, melting when they hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Fireball 440 said: I'll be on my way shortly Mach. Don't worry, help is on the way! Ahh no, that's OK, I'm all set..Thanks anyway. WTF, is this guy tapped???????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Polaris 550 said: Ahh no, that's OK, I'm all set..Thanks anyway. WTF, is this guy tapped???????????????????? I'm coming and I'm bringing the VIRUS with me! We're gonna plow some snow and cut some branches and swap covids. It's gonna be great! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: I'm coming and I'm bringing the VIRUS with me! We're gonna plow some snow and cut some branches and swap covids. It's gonna be great! OK, you do all the shovelling, and start and maintain the gens, and I'll order some pizza. You gotta' promise you're NOT GAY, right, 'cause I ain't too sure about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Polaris 550 said: OK, you do all the shovelling, and start and maintain the gens, and I'll order some pizza. You gotta' promise you're NOT GAY, right, 'cause I ain't too sure about you. I'm not gay but I am COVID-19 POSITIVE but I figured it would even out since you're HIV POSITIVE. So we're all good. I like pep & saus thick crust. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: I'm not gay but I am COVID-19 POSITIVE but I figured it would even out since you're HIV POSITIVE. So we're all good. I like pep & saus thick crust. Nah, sorry, I'm clean as a whistle. Old, kinda' fat, but still clean. Hey, I like pepper and sausage too!! We got some two nights ago, and I ate a whole large one. Tasted good, but I stuffed myself, like a feral hog on a Texas ranch. Felt like barfing for hours!!! Anyway, why don't ya' just work on your wood-pile fer now? Maybe some other time ya' can head this way, OK?? OMG!! I think this kid's on Peyote or somethin'!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I ordered my sled ramp so I'll dip 200 miles south to pick it up then I'll be on my way east. Give me a couple days I want to spread my disease in FIB land on the way threw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: I ordered my sled ramp so I'll dip 200 miles south to pick it up then I'll be on my way east. Give me a couple days I want to spread my disease in FIB land on the way threw. OK bud, just let me know when you're in the area. No problem. Yeah, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'm coming Mach and you better be wearing your mask when I get there, and you better not be hiding any black people in the crawl space under your 1979 single wide trailer. I know your up to something on that farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Contractor called us out for 2:00 rain or snow...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said: I'm coming Mach and you better be wearing your mask when I get there, and you better not be hiding any black people in the crawl space under your 1979 single wide trailer. I know your up to something on that farm. Lyin' bastid!!!! You know it's a DOUBLE-WIDE, with polyester curtains and a redwood deck!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Contractor called us out for 2:00 rain or snow...lol Yeah, up north and Maine could get crazy amounts I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Polaris 550 said: Lyin' bastid!!!! You know it's a DOUBLE-WIDE, with polyester curtains and a redwood deck!!!!! I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just started stickin'. I'll photo-document in time sequence, the shit-suckin' day/night I'm gonna' have. I'm sure the " 800 Faggons " will be waxin' their dolphins at my misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 45 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Nah, sorry, I'm clean as a whistle. Old, kinda' fat, but still clean. Hey, I like pepper and sausage too!! We got some two nights ago, and I ate a whole large one. Tasted good, but I stuffed myself, like a feral hog on a Texas ranch. Felt like barfing for hours!!! Anyway, why don't ya' just work on your wood-pile fer now? Maybe some other time ya' can head this way, OK?? OMG!! I think this kid's on Peyote or somethin'!!! You stuffed yourself with a whole huge sausage!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted December 5, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 5, 2020 coming down heavy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted December 5, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Just started stickin'. I'll photo-document in time sequence, the shit-suckin' day/night I'm gonna' have. I'm sure the " 800 Faggons " will be waxin' their dolphins at my misery. I think here in CNY we are supposed to get it tonight and into tomorrow..🤞🤞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 All rain here thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Polaris 550 said: Yeah, up north and Maine could get crazy amounts I believe. Best part is it’s not my truck. It’s like having a good friend with a nice boat...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Rigid1 said: I think here in CNY we are supposed to get it tonight and into tomorrow..🤞🤞 Some places could get 2 feet. I think parts of Maine are gonna' get slaminated, I don't know about NY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Angry ginger said: All rain here thankfully. Just hope ya' don't get 60 MPH winds. 2 hours ago, Mainecat said: Best part is it’s not my truck. It’s like having a good friend with a nice boat...lol Yeah, I hear ya'. Had a buddy that drove for a guy, said he hit manhole covers and sheared the bottom scraper bar off a couple of times. Brought it in and they fixed it. Said it almost knocked him out when it hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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