spin_dry Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Republicans on Friday expressed bafflement that President Obama had garnered a record-high second-term approval rating despite having turned the United States into an economically devastated, crime-ridden hellhole. Appearing on “Fox & Friends,” the Trump surrogate Rudolph Giuliani said he was “dumbfounded” by the disconnect between Obama’s high approval rating and the President’s near-total dismemberment of a formerly strong nation. “This country used to be a wonderful place to live,” the former New York mayor said. “Today, all you see is a hellscape of smoldering ruins.” Giuliani blamed the mainstream media for not properly informing the American people about the destruction and havoc Obama has wrought since his first day in office. “We have an unemployment rate of forty per cent and a murder rate of fifty per cent,” he said. "We are losing a million jobs a day to China and hundreds of thousands of Syrian refugees are swarming over our border with Mexico. Those are the facts." He also questioned the methodology used to determine the President’s approval rating. “These pollsters are just talking to people who are still alive,” he said. “They’re not talking to all of the people who have been killed.” Having witnessed their President transform a once-great country into a dystopian nightmare unfit for human habitation, the American people’s decision to give Obama a record-high approval rating filled Giuliani with bewilderment. “Maybe they approve of the job he did founding ISIS,” he said. https://www.google.com/amp/www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-hits-record-high-approval-rating-despite-turning-country-into-jobless-crime-ridden-hellhole/amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 The article should have been titled FACED WITH POTENTIAL CLINTON OR TRUMP PRESIDENCY AMERICANS BEG FOR MORE OBAMA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, f7ben said: The article should have been titled FACED WITH POTENTIAL CLINTON OR TRUMP PRESIDENCY AMERICANS BEG FOR MORE OBAMA Or, "Idiots Continue to Love Their King to Spite America" Or, "Backing Democrats is the Choice for the America's Disenfranchised" Or, really...this is the one: "How To Take Comedic Satire News and Make It Real in Your Mind" Sponsored by CNN and MSNBC...narrated by Chris Matthew's Vagina, translated sign language by Rachel Maddow's penis. Story dictated by Brian Williams (while under enemy fire). Edited October 8, 2016 by Zambroski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 8, 2016 Author Share Posted October 8, 2016 can we have bush back? two unfinished wars and an american economy that's sucking the world to hell? obama is looking pretty fucking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just now, spin_dry said: can we have bush back? two unfinished wars and an american economy that's sucking the world to hell? obama is looking pretty fucking good. Ahh ....Obama has been damn near.....and I mean damn near as bad. Bush just barely edges him out for worst president of all time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Rosenberg Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 People are just being nice cause he's on his way out . Plus the fact is for the first time in history a black family is moving out of public housing to make room for a white family to move in and the whole thing just feels kind of fucked up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 8, 2016 Author Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Sal Rosenberg said: People are just being nice cause he's on his way out . Plus the fact is for the first time in history a black family is moving out of public housing to make room for a white family to move in and the whole thing just feels kind of fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, f7ben said: Ahh ....Obama has been damn near.....and I mean damn near as bad. Bush just barely edges him out for worst president of all time You would think covering up the Saudis involvement in 911 and the lies told to go to war with Iraq would cement W's place by a mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just now, 1jkw said: You would think covering up the Saudis involvement in 911 and the lies told to go to war with Iraq would cement W's place by a mile. Obama kept up those lies and made every attempt to keep the truth from coming to light. He is complicit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, Sal Rosenberg said: People are just being nice cause he's on his way out . Plus the fact is for the first time in history a black family is moving out of public housing to make room for a white family to move in and the whole thing just feels kind of fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: Obama kept up those lies and made every attempt to keep the truth from coming to light. He is complicit Plus, has a whole new group of lies and corruption on a level unseen before. WINNER! Edited October 8, 2016 by Zambroski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted October 8, 2016 Gold Member Share Posted October 8, 2016 Its a black thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hwytohell Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 In time , with persons that worked in the W.H. , the pages of history will show a bit more of this sitting Potus cover ups . One thing that he is , one of the best firearm salesman ever elected to public office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, 1jkw said: You would think covering up the Saudis involvement in 911 and the lies told to go to war with Iraq would cement W's place by a mile. Bush is the only person to be able to dupe the democrats and yet still be called out as a dumb POTUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, racer254 said: Bush is the only person to be able to dupe the democrats and yet still be called out as a dumb POTUS. He still has people like you duped. Please answer one question, Why would W have the 911 commission report rewritten and then redacted in regard to SA's involment in the attacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 40 minutes ago, f7ben said: Obama kept up those lies and made every attempt to keep the truth from coming to light. He is complicit I bet you can't name a time when Obama agreed with going into Iraq. He was between a rock and a hard place when it came to SA's involvement in 911 while having more than 100,000 troops fighting 2 wars. Imagine the ramifications of that news 8 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 hour ago, 1jkw said: You would think covering up the Saudis involvement in 911 and the lies told to go to war with Iraq would cement W's place by a mile. but then u remember the debt and all the little things like the beer summit to the apology tour and the taste of shit takes over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just now, Ez ryder said: Yes a beer summit and the apology tour are on the same level as covering up for a country that killed 3000 on our own soil and the lies that were told that killed 4300 more and maimed thousand of our soldiers. And yes there is a shit load of debt, a great percentage of that debt is from the wars in AFG. and Iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 I don't have the energy to go in to the pages of shit king Obama has pulled. 2 slick willy could have squashed Osama real ez after the SS cole but he was also busy protecting Saudi royalty when not shoving cigars up Monica's pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 15 hours ago, 1jkw said: Yes a beer summit and the apology tour are on the same level as covering up for a country that killed 3000 on our own soil and the lies that were told that killed 4300 more and maimed thousand of our soldiers. And yes there is a shit load of debt, a great percentage of that debt is from the wars in AFG. and Iraq. The very war that hillary voted for and now you want to put her in office. BRILLIANT! Fuck you guys are gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 16 hours ago, 1jkw said: I bet you can't name a time when Obama agreed with going into Iraq. He was between a rock and a hard place when it came to SA's involvement in 911 while having more than 100,000 troops fighting 2 wars. Imagine the ramifications of that news 8 years ago. And all of the sudden, Bin Laden is dead. I wonder if that guy even existed. All of those seal team six guys are dead now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rw06GT Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 17 hours ago, spin_dry said: can we have bush back? two unfinished wars and an american economy that's sucking the world to hell? obama is looking pretty fucking good. I see your time away has not been fruitful. Still a blithering fucking moron. Like anyone doubts who you're pulling the lever for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 54 minutes ago, racer254 said: The very war that hillary voted for and now you want to put her in office. BRILLIANT! Fuck you guys are gullible. Yes that very war the one that W's own JCOS reported on in Sep. 2002, you know the report that was withheld from not only congress, senate and the American people but members of his own cabinet. Again why did W order the rewriting and redaction of the 911 commission report? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted October 9, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, racer254 said: The very war that hillary voted for and now you want to put her in office. BRILLIANT! Fuck you guys are gullible. So,how many politicians who voted for the war have you supported over the years...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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