SSFB Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 @motonoggin Quote BALTIMORE—Challenging decades of mainstream academic thought, a group of Johns Hopkins University researchers released a report Tuesday indicating that the late Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin was only one great purge away from creating a communist utopia. “Our research demonstrates that if Stalin had shipped a mere 100,000 more people to Siberia, the whole communist experiment would have worked out perfectly,” said historian and report co-author Franklin Morrison, adding that all of the USSR’s corruption, hunger, and disease would have disappeared overnight if Stalin had simply been able to let a few million more Ukrainians starve to death. “It’s a shame, because in 1953 the Soviet Union was really on the precipice of becoming a perpetual workers’ paradise devoid of all poverty and want. Unfortunately, Stalin passed away before he could round up just one last group of intellectuals and make them dig their own mass graves.” Morrison also noted that Stalin likely came closer to creating a communist utopia than any other leader in world history besides China’s Mao Tse-tung, who actually achieved it. https://www.theonion.com/report-suggests-stalin-was-just-one-great-purge-away-fr-1825691925?utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_content=Main Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Damn they were that close. Thanks Harry and Ike....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 How many Americans are in jails and prisons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Just now, spin_dry said: How many Americans are in jails and prisons? Way too fucking many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 1, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 1, 2018 Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 The kulaks deserved it for hoarding all the grain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 hours ago, motonoggin said: The kulaks deserved it for hoarding all the grain. A Kulak was defined as someone who has more then your neighbors. In USSR, you'd be a Kulak right next to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: A Kulak was defined as someone who has more then your neighbors. In USSR, you'd be a Kulak right next to me... No a kulak was someone who had more grain than they could eat and were hoarding it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, motonoggin said: No a kulak was someone who had more grain than they could eat and were hoarding it. Unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Zambroski said: Unreal. Dumbest fucker in the history of dumb fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, motonoggin said: No a kulak was someone who had more grain than they could eat and were hoarding it. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: Whatever helps you sleep at night. THE KULAKS DESERVED IT!1!111!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 34 minutes ago, motonoggin said: THE KULAKS DESERVED IT!1!111!!!! Not handing the fruit of your labors (grain) over to the collective ≠ hoarding Nor did they deserve it. Edited May 2, 2018 by racinfarmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, racinfarmer said: Not handing the fruit of your labors (grain) over to the collective ≠ hoarding Nor did they deserve it. Gulag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted May 2, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 2, 2018 What a bunch of fucking idiots. "Its a shame" a few million more people didn't starve to death. BALTIMORE—Challenging decades of mainstream academic thought, a group of Johns Hopkins University researchers released a report Tuesday indicating that the late Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin was only one great purge away from creating a communist utopia. “Our research demonstrates that if Stalin had shipped a mere 100,000 more people to Siberia, the whole communist experiment would have worked out perfectly,” said historian and report co-author Franklin Morrison, adding that all of the USSR’s corruption, hunger, and disease would have disappeared overnight if Stalin had simply been able to let a few million more Ukrainians starve to death. “It’s a shame, because in 1953 the Soviet Union was really on the precipice of becoming a perpetual workers’ paradise devoid of all poverty and want. Unfortunately, Stalin passed away before he could round up just one last group of intellectuals and make them dig their own mass graves.” Morrison also noted that Stalin likely came closer to creating a communist utopia than any other leader in world history besides China’s Mao Tse-tung, who actually achieved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Highmark said: What a bunch of fucking idiots. "Its a shame" a few million more people didn't starve to death. BALTIMORE—Challenging decades of mainstream academic thought, a group of Johns Hopkins University researchers released a report Tuesday indicating that the late Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin was only one great purge away from creating a communist utopia. “Our research demonstrates that if Stalin had shipped a mere 100,000 more people to Siberia, the whole communist experiment would have worked out perfectly,” said historian and report co-author Franklin Morrison, adding that all of the USSR’s corruption, hunger, and disease would have disappeared overnight if Stalin had simply been able to let a few million more Ukrainians starve to death. “It’s a shame, because in 1953 the Soviet Union was really on the precipice of becoming a perpetual workers’ paradise devoid of all poverty and want. Unfortunately, Stalin passed away before he could round up just one last group of intellectuals and make them dig their own mass graves.” Morrison also noted that Stalin likely came closer to creating a communist utopia than any other leader in world history besides China’s Mao Tse-tung, who actually achieved it. Mao is the man!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Holy fuck dude, it's satire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted May 2, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, motonoggin said: Holy fuck dude, it's satire... Oops. I didn't see the source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Highmark said: Oops. I didn't see the source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Unbelievable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Highmark jumped right in my boat!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, SSFB said: Highmark jumped right in my boat!!! When you have him mounted on the wall, will there be a hook in his mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, T1R9sledder said: When you have him mounted on the wall, will there be a hook in his mouth? No, in his guts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted May 2, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 2, 2018 34 minutes ago, SSFB said: Highmark jumped right in my boat!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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