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Female Cop stops Man tries to accuse him of smoking makes up bogus charge to give him a ticket


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I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooh that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

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44 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

Then go live with the criminals.

You are one retarded piece of fucking dogshit.....just fucking die in a fire already 

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1 minute ago, AKIQPilot said:

She was pretty hot.

I would have just said no right away. How much harm would that have caused. 

Can you imagine being harassed all the time just because you are latino ????? eventually you would tire of being treated like that 

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2 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said:

She was pretty hot.

I would have just said no right away. How much harm would that have caused. 

No she wasn't. Narrow assed, buck toothed cunt.

She never would have approached you because you're white. 

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Just now, motonoggin said:

And that fuckin forehead. Good fuckin good, it's a billboard.

Nothing about her is hot.......I'd like to throw her on the ground and twist her fucking arm until she screamed and cried......then I would tell her that she is not tough , that she is not powerful and that she should find a profession that is more honorable than being a pig.....like common street whore or petty thief 

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Just now, Nazipigdog said:

You go live with the criminals too!!

:lol: my god man.......I almost cant take this shit anymore. So much fucking dumb concentrated in one place. Its like someone put pure momo in a syringe and injected it into my eyeball 

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1 minute ago, f7ben said:

:lol: my god man.......I almost cant take this shit anymore. So much fucking dumb concentrated in one place. Its like someone put pure momo in a syringe and injected it into my eyeball 

I wish I was them, it would be easier. 

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6 minutes ago, f7ben said:

:lol: my god man.......I almost cant take this shit anymore. So much fucking dumb concentrated in one place. Its like someone put pure momo in a syringe and injected it into my eyeball 

Did you see snake accidentally guthooked half these imbeciles the other day?

These are supposedly successful men, many with families. And they get fucking guthooked on an April fool's joke like a bunch of 6 year olds.

 

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