A girl I know got service dog status assigned to her 6 pound purse dog. She can now bring the little fucker into restaurants, onto aircraft, etc. A couple places tried to refuse, until she produced documentation. lol
Wait...... didn't Poncho look over that Polaris flower planter to buy, if memory serves?
The Rottweilers, the Polaris hull in the yard, washer/dryer, wife beater with spaghetti stains...... it all fits.