Why, what the fuck do they do for you? Your always bitching about having to work around the farm. Do they come help? Do they take your wife shopping so you are not stuck in the passenger seat at 30 mph wishing someone would just shoot you and put an end to it?
Do they swing by with a couple nice ribeye's so you don't have to eat at that shithole in Brookline where the Greek owner who is so fucking cheap he may as well be a jew or a slant eyed fucking chink, pretends to cook Italian food.
Do they take you out on at least a 24 ft baja and listen to you tell em stories about a fictional 42 ft fountain all fucking day , so that you don't have to been seen in that 12 ft rowboat looking like a motherfucking homeless boater?
Do they even have the fucking decency to swing in with a roll of ice and water shield and some shingles , and take 10 minutes out of their day to explain that roll roofing hasn't been desired since the introduction of leaded gasoline?
Huh, do they do that shit? Answer me fuck stick.