Guest Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: Biscuit neck: Greasy fat fuck with rolls that look like layered biscuits lathered with sweat butter from over exertion. Example: Uncle Snotty working up a sweat from gargling trucker balls at the Iron skillet on his local interstate. What is your hang-up wth that guy Snotty? You must want to smoke his Big Johnson. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 hours ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: Biscuit neck: Greasy fat fuck with rolls that look like layered biscuits lathered with sweat butter from over exertion. Example: Uncle Snotty working up a sweat from gargling trucker balls at the Iron skillet on his local interstate. How would you know this? Are you a trucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 39 minutes ago, FAT DAVE said: How would you know this? Are you a trucker? I do have a CDL... but no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: I do have a CDL... but no. How do you know about z nottys truck stop shananigans then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, FAT DAVE said: How do you know about z nottys truck stop shananigans then? He was trying to one-up Frankie for the world record of gargling trucker jizz. He admitted it himself!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: He was trying to one-up Frankie for the world record of gargling trucker jizz. He admitted it himself!!!!! Oooooh!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Fireball 440 said: Dude the reach around is given by the guy Fucking your lubed up bunghole. You're striking out everywhere boringboer. Oh ok, I got confused because I usually just have to jack myself off when that's happening 6 hours ago, Edmo said: Good for her, no more biscuit neck. She looks great. Great? She may not be morbidly obese anymore but she sure as shit looks like she should be in one of those Downs Syndrome memes from the SnowRider thread the other day. 3 hours ago, polaris550 said: What is your hang-up wth that guy Snotty? You must want to smoke his Big Johnson. Sheesh. I'm not sure what his problem is, but if you ask yourself I'm sure you could find out Snotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 45 minutes ago, Wildboer said: Great? She may not be morbidly obese anymore but she sure as shit looks like she should be in one of those Downs Syndrome memes from the SnowRider thread the other day. Did I say I wanted to take her home! Yeesh, I was complimenting her weight loss, which is not easy when you're that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Edmo said: Did I say I wanted to take her home! Yeesh, I was complimenting her weight loss, which is not easy when you're that big. Fair enough, it really is rare to see someone drop that much weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wildboer said: Fair enough, it really is rare to see someone drop that much weight. Think she had a gastric bypass done...still good for her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, FAT DAVE said: Think she had a gastric bypass done...still good for her though. Hey, Chris Christie had a gastric bypass too, look how that's worked out for him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 hours ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: He was trying to one-up Frankie for the world record of gargling trucker jizz. He admitted it himself!!!!! Obviously you have a thing about gargling balls. Well don't worry, we won't ask, you don't have to tell, GI Joey, but we know you wax strange dolphins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wildboer said: Hey, Chris Christie had a gastric bypass too, look how that's worked out for him... I think my wife watches a reality show with him. Looks and acts like a homo with a fused neck and dildo up his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Zambroski said: I think XLT called Rev a biscuit neck. I thought Rev was a small, skinny, frail liberal. So, maybe he's a big fat weak one instead? POST PICS REV!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, Wildboer said: Hey, Chris Christie had a gastric bypass too, look how that's worked out for him... Yup...gotta stay away from the trough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, xcr700 said: I think my wife watches a reality show with him. Looks and acts like a homo with a fused neck and dildo up his ass Lmfao, that's Chrisley Knows Best. I was talking about Chris Christie, the governor of NJ. That guy Chrisley is the fucking poster child for evangelical men who convince themselves they're straight family men because God won't love them anymore if they admit they're gay though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, xcr700 said: I think my wife watches a reality show with him. Looks and acts like a homo with a fused neck and dildo up his ass Wife's friend was over last night and got called into work. Called later laughing. Had to extract a 12 inch double dong out of a guys ass. She got the job of cleaning it up and putting it in a carry home bag for him. Clear plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Wildboer said: Lmfao, that's Chrisley Knows Best. I was talking about Chris Christie, the governor of NJ. That guy Chrisley is the fucking poster child for evangelical men who convince themselves they're straight family men because God won't love them anymore if they admit they're gay though. Wtf do I know . Gotta love religious shit like that 11 minutes ago, Cold War said: Wife's friend was over last night and got called into work. Called later laughing. Had to extract a 12 inch double dong out of a guys ass. She got the job of cleaning it up and putting it in a carry home bag for him. Clear plastic. Seriously? Wtf that HAS to be the worst call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, xcr700 said: Wtf do I know . Gotta love religious shit like that Seriously? Wtf that HAS to be the worst call He drove there with it stuck in his ass. Had to call and get a ride home. Apparently the wife picked him up......bet that was an interesting conversation or dead silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Cold War said: He drove there with it stuck in his ass. Had to call and get a ride home. Apparently the wife picked him up......bet that was an interesting conversation or dead silence. How the fuck did he drive? ...... Nevermind, I don't want to know .. Edit.. let me get this straight. ...he can drive there with a dildo up in there,but needs a ride home after its removed? ??? Edited July 21, 2017 by xcr700 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, xcr700 said: How the fuck did he drive? ...... Nevermind, I don't want to know .. Edit.. let me get this straight. ...he can drive there with a dildo up in there,but needs a ride home after its removed? ??? He had it lodged so far up his ass, I'm thinking they put him out or gave him something where they would not let him drive. She said it was frickin huge, at least 2 inch wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 45 minutes ago, xcr700 said: Wtf do I know . Gotta love religious shit like that Seriously? Wtf that HAS to be the worst call I notice it surprisingly often with conservative Christians, it's always a the most straight-laced family oriented guy with 4+ kids but the second he moves around or speaks you can tell he's gay as fuck. The voice, the mannerisms, etc. all totally flaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cold War said: He had it lodged so far up his ass, I'm thinking they put him out or gave him something where they would not let him drive. She said it was frickin huge, at least 2 inch wide. Ouch lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 32 minutes ago, Cold War said: He drove there with it stuck in his ass. Had to call and get a ride home. Apparently the wife picked him up......bet that was an interesting conversation or dead silence. I think thats an option on all polaris powersports @xcr700 will confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wildboer said: I notice it surprisingly often with conservative Christians, it's always a the most straight-laced family oriented guy with 4+ kids but the second he moves around or speaks you can tell he's gay as fuck. The voice, the mannerisms, etc. all totally flaming. I believe you. .. but all religion imo is fucked . I work for a Plymouth Brethren outfit, the owners and sons are the religious ones,and every chance they get,they'll fuck you. . Shady fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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