Crnr2Crnr Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 “I’ll pay you to kill my wife." “I’m here for you—until January, when the cost of living will force me to move to Ohio.” “The world gained more than 500 new billionaires during the pandemic.” “Oh, right, my butler told me that was becoming an issue for some of the commoners.” “But what about this quarter I found behind your ear?” “Have you considered swapping your lunch of a $15 salad with a $14 sandwich?” “Now’s the perfect time to put everything into crypto." “Have you considered the possibility you weren’t meant to survive?” “Isn’t it inspiring that, a year into the pandemic, Amazon’s profits were up 220%?” (side note, I picked up some amzn this morning and will continue to add as it drops) “At least you have your cancer diagnosis to take your mind off things." “You’re always welcome to crash on my front steps.” “Kids don’t need food.” “Food is expensive because the corporations that distribute it are also struggling.” “It’s only happening to you.” “Maybe you and your family could make money through a string of high-profile bank robberies." “At least you have that cool hat.” “Maybe you should sell one of your children" “I’ll give you 15 bunches of wheat for a bundle of paraffin.” “Stock up on stuff where it’s cheaper, such as Walmart back in 2004.” “Stop buying food.” “Three kids was one too many anyways.” “You know what never gets devalued? The love of Jesus Christ.” https://www.theonion.com/daily-affirmation-i-am-the-only-me-1849732308 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Bootstraps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USA Contributing Member $poorsledder$ Posted November 2, 2022 USA Contributing Member Share Posted November 2, 2022 "Don't worry, if it gets too bad your BIL will take care of you...". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 28 minutes ago, $poorsledder$ said: "Don't worry, if it gets too bad your BIL will take care of you...". Kill your pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toslow Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Liquidate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 When Bush gas was 4.11 a gallon I was told suck it up. Get another job, sell your shit, bootstraps. So yeah history repeats here but just the opposite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 11 minutes ago, Mainecat said: When Bush gas was 4.11 a gallon I was told suck it up. Get another job, sell your shit, bootstraps. So yeah history repeats here but just the opposite. So you were bitching about and blaming Bush for the high price of gas, huh? Priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Cold War said: So you were bitching about and blaming Bush for the high price of gas, huh? Priceless. No, I know better. Oil is sold on the world like it’s been for decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, Mainecat said: No, I know better. Oil is sold on the world like it’s been for decades. Weird, people just randomly called you out and told you to suck it up on high gas prices? Were you asleep in bed minding your own business when the vicious attack occurred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 2, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 2, 2022 Only half way thru brain dead Bob's term so we could still see over $5/6/7 a gallon again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carlos Danger Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mainecat said: No, I know better. Oil is sold on the world like it’s been for decades. Go ahead pretend Biden's war on fossil fuel has nothing to do with our current situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carlos Danger Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Cold War said: So they spent 7 trillion which caused inflation that is going to force the government to spend more. Blood letting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 2, 2022 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 2, 2022 All that waling boomers did here about their increase to SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: So they spent 7 trillion which caused inflation that is going to force the government to spend more. Blood letting. Tricky Dicks fault . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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