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Looks like Florida has a Sheriff like Arizona and wait until you read the last line and last answer to the question asked by a reporter, which in my opinion is the 'best answer of all time'.
Polk County Florida Sheriff - "You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...       no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...PERIOD."
 
POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up"executing" the deputy who stopped him.  The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.  As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.  They hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."
Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what??
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.  When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever)       . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
 
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Yes...an opinion article packed full of all kinds of bootlicking bullshit about a shooting that happened a long time ago. Hardly a current event or worth dedicating any time to. 

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Just now, f7ben said:

Yes...an opinion article packed full of all kinds of bootlicking bullshit about a shooting that happened a long time ago. Hardly a current event or worth dedicating any time to. 

You said it was fake, It's not. 

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Just now, f7ben said:

Yes...an opinion article packed full of all kinds of bootlicking bullshit about a shooting that happened a long time ago. Hardly a current event or worth dedicating any time to. 

But not fake.

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October 2, 2006 at 12:03 PM CDT - Updated July 26 at 5:02 PM

LAKELAND, Florida (AP) -- Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, according to an autopsy and records released by the sheriff's office Saturday.

Angilo Freeland -- who was suspected of fatally shooting the deputy after being pulled over for speeding Thursday -- was hit 68 times by the SWAT team members' shots, the examination showed.

He also was suspected of wounding a deputy and killing a police dog.

Freeland's death ended a nearly 24-hour manhunt that forced schools to lock down and families to stay indoors as about 500 officers scoured the woods.

 

The wounded deputy had pulled Freeland over for speeding and became suspicious of his identification. The suspect got nervous and bolted into the woods, officials said.

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said he was not concerned by the number of shots fired.

"You have to understand, he had already shot and killed a deputy, he had already shot and killed a K-9 and he shot and injured another deputy," Judd said by phone Saturday. "Quite frankly, we weren't taking any chances."

 

Ten SWAT officers surrounded Freeland on Friday as he hid beneath brush and a fallen tree in a rural area. Authorities say he raised the gun belonging to the deputy he had killed, prompting nine officers to fire.

 

"I suspect the only reason 110 rounds was all that was fired was that's all the ammunition they had," Judd said. "We were not going to take any chance of him shooting back."

The SWAT officers who shot Freeland have been placed on paid administrative leave, standard procedure in all police shootings.

Also released Saturday were autopsy results for the deputy, Vernon Matthew Williams, 39, which showed he had been shot eight times. He was not wearing a protective vest, but shots hit him in his right leg and behind his right ear, among other places.

Diogi, his German shepherd police dog, was also killed. The dog had been shot once in the chest.

 

Authorities said deputy sheriff Doug Speirs, also 39, was fired at several times and shot once in the leg. A sergeant and an officer from the Lakeland Police Department were also fired at, authorities said.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press

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Like this better Ben??

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2 hours ago, f7ben said:

What is the point of posting fake right wing xenophobic fear porn? I don’t get the fascination.

 

51 minutes ago, f7ben said:

Yes...an opinion article packed full of all kinds of bootlicking bullshit about a shooting that happened a long time ago. Hardly a current event or worth dedicating any time to. 

/\ /\ This is the quote that makes me laugh ... as Ben goes on to post 7 times in a topic that isn't worth "dedicating any time to" /\ /\

 

51 minutes ago, f7ben said:

Derrrrrrr

 

50 minutes ago, f7ben said:

15 fucking years ago

wow....awesome post Don

 

50 minutes ago, f7ben said:

The quotes and attributed circumstances are fake

 

43 minutes ago, f7ben said:

Countless times....I was wrong that parts of this spam post were not fake

 

36 minutes ago, f7ben said:

Yes Don....much better

 

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1 hour ago, jtssrx said:

Have you ever said sorry I was wrong? 

You start five Twitter based bullshit threads a day and I’ve never heard you say sorry...WTF.🤣🤣

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31 minutes ago, Bontz said:

 

/\ /\ This is the quote that makes me laugh ... as Ben goes on to post 7 times in a topic that isn't worth "dedicating any time to" /\ /\

 

 

 

 

 

 

But posts about his clutching prowess are worthy material, right? :lol:

29 minutes ago, ActionfigureJoe said:

Spending time posting 16 year old news stories to inflame some racist outrage. Fucking spectacular. 

Yet here you fucking are. :dunno:

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