Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 ...or what you ride. This is funny shit and a massive by his buddies. Turn it up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 What a piece of under engineered shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 Mother fucker was just cool as a cucumber too. He said, "Hold my diet Pepsi and watch this." They yelled, "Put your goggles on...." He turned and said, "Nawww...be right back...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, spin_dry said: What a piece of under engineered shit. 550 will be after you for using his picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bussman Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Mother fucker was just cool as a cucumber too. He said, "Hold my diet Pepsi and watch this." They yelled, "Put your goggles on...." He turned and said, "Nawww...be right back...." Let’s jump a powder skid over a hard pack launch and landing when you’re shaped like Trump. What could go wrong? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, 1jkw said: 550 will be after you for using his picture. That’s one of his girls. She doubles as a bottle opener. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, bussman said: Let’s jump a powder skid over a hard pack launch and landing when you’re shaped like Trump. What could go wrong? He cased the fuck out of that one foot landing ramp running close to 8000 rpm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, bussman said: Let’s jump a powder skid over a hard pack launch and landing when you’re shaped like Trump. What could go wrong? Those skids have been complete piles of shit since the first HCR came out. Make all the excuses you want. That was a little 3’ bump. Nothing more than a driveway jump. My 76 Pantera would have fared better than that pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Fuck do I hate that fucking song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Is that track only picked on the out side and nothing down the center? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, AKIQPilot said: Those skids have been complete piles of shit since the first HCR came out. Make all the excuses you want. That was a little 3’ bump. Nothing more than a driveway jump. My 76 Pantera would have fared better than that pile of shit. Oh relax. 2016 Switchback and he didn't jump shit....first ride. This guy made that jump! This guy made it at half speed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 LOL at the :26 mark- "Something feels kinda funny....wobbly almost." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bussman Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Oops, down goes Angry Polaris Shock Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, bussman said: Oops, down goes Angry Polaris Shock Guy. I prefer to call him billy goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 IDGAF! I"m riding this one out of the brush like a god damn boss!!!! It's Ski-DO, not SKi-DONT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Holy fuck what a pile of junk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Trees are for traction, what an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Woodtick said: I prefer to call him billy goat. Why? 6 minutes ago, f7ben said: Holy fuck what a pile of junk Man, you would have somehow totaled your shit mid-air just before your epic get off.....all before impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, Zambroski said: Why? Man, you would have somehow totaled your shit mid-air just before your epic get off.....all before impact. Last time I bent rails like that it was because my sled was 270hp and I dropped it 10’ at 75mph on the throttle hard. A real ass puckerer ....not some poser shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: Last time I bent rails like that it was because my sled was 270hp and I dropped it 10’ at 75mph on the throttle hard. A real ass puckerer ....not some poser shit like that You needed 270 hp to drop ten feet at 75 mph? That’s weird. All rails, of all brands, will bend if torqued just enough. Longer rails will bend more easily but I’ve seen bent SX and XC rails too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Zambroski said: You needed 270 hp to drop ten feet at 75 mph? That’s weird. All rails, of all brands, will bend if torqued just enough. Longer rails will bend more easily but I’ve seen bent SX and XC rails too. No ....the drop was because I was in a trail I wasn’t super familiar with and came over a small ridge out of a corner that had a large drop on the other side. A typical 800 would have been doing 40 but my turbo sled was doing 70. I came off the top of that hill and landed 70’ or so out in the flats. Scared the shit out of me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: No ....the drop was because I was in a trail I wasn’t super familiar with and came over a small ridge out of a corner that had a large drop on the other side. A typical 800 would have been doing 40 but my turbo sled was doing 70. I came off the top of that hill and landed 70’ or so out in the flats. Scared the shit out of me lol I’ve done that. Did a big one a couple years back that I wasn’t quite sure I was gonna walk away from when my skis started heading down. Just thought it was a normal uphill run so goosed it. Oooops! The three behind me did the same. One landed without his sled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, Zambroski said: I’ve done that. Did a big one a couple years back that I wasn’t quite sure I was gonna walk away from when my skis started heading down. Just thought it was a normal uphill run so goosed it. Oooops! The three behind me did the same. One landed without his sled. I usually can time out what speed I can carry pretty well off most risers....this one was more of an abrupt drop. Had I been riding a stockish sled I never would have had near enough speed to land all the way to the flat. That turbo 1200 skidoo was fucking nasty out of corners. 20-100 happened in a blink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: I usually can time out what speed I can carry pretty well off most risers....this one was more of an abrupt drop. Had I been riding a stockish sled I never would have had near enough speed to land all the way to the flat. That turbo 1200 skidoo was fucking nasty out of corners. 20-100 happened in a blink Riding at too high of speed on unknown trails is extremely foolish....and we are all guilty of it at times. Jesus...I still almost manage a nice get off on the trails I know every so often. It’s a substrate that can change as the day goes on. Something funny in that video too, I bet the drone operator was thinking he wasn’t going to go that high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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