Anler Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 U.S. Exasperated Olive Garden Waitress Asks Bernie Sanders If He's Just Gonna Sit There Eating Free Breadsticks All Night March 12th, 2019 157.9kShares SHARE SHARE SHARE HYATTSVILLE, MD—An exasperated waitress at a local Olive Garden restaurant was forced to ask Senator Bernie Sanders if he was just gonna sit there all night eating free breadsticks or if he was going to order something, sources confirmed Monday evening. Sanders walked in and the waitress asked if she could bring him a basket of breadsticks while he thought about what he wanted to order. Sanders' eyes went wild. "Free bread? Oh, I think I would like that very much." "You mean---you'll just bring breadsticks I can munch on while I mull over the menu?" he asked. "I don't have to stand in a line for them or anything? Great, bring 2 baskets---no wait, make that 3!" The senator also ordered a water to sip on and proceeded to examine the menu carefully for the next three hours. "You know what the problem with places like this is?" he asked his frustrated server 30 minutes after the restaurant closed and he still hadn't ordered anything. "There's too much selection. I don't want to live in a world where we have 14 different varieties of chicken alfredo. Selection, choice, abundance---all evils of late-stage capitalism!" About an hour later, Sanders reportedly attempted to escape out the bathroom window to avoid paying for anything, but his tufts of hair got caught on the window sill. At publishing time, Sanders took to Twitter to rant against the evils of capitalism after Olive Garden attempted to charge him $4.99 for the unlimited breadsticks. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I have a $40 gift certificate from OG in my wallet from Christmas. Just thought of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, spin_dry said: I have a $40 gift certificate from OG in my wallet from Christmas. Just thought of that I’d sell it to some retarded white trash online for $35 and save yourself the culinary disappointment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 8, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 8, 2020 19 hours ago, spin_dry said: I have a $40 gift certificate from OG in my wallet from Christmas. Just thought of that Give it to someone you don't like. They may even enjoy food made in a factory and microwaved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, steve from amherst said: Give it to someone you don't like. They may even enjoy food made in a factory and microwaved. it is not that bad we run in there for the 7 buck soup salad. breadstick lunch prob 12 times a yr . better than fast food for the same money . not sure I have ever eaten dinner there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, Ez ryder said: it is not that bad we run in there for the 7 buck soup salad. breadstick lunch prob 12 times a yr . better than fast food for the same money . not sure I have ever eaten dinner there It’s horrible , about on par with frozen dinners from the gas station 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 22 hours ago, spin_dry said: I have a $40 gift certificate from OG in my wallet from Christmas. Just thought of that Someone hates you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 21 hours ago, f7ben said: I’d sell it to some retarded white trash online for $35 and save yourself the culinary disappointment Nailed it. OG is horrible. Right there with Applebees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, AKIQPilot said: Nailed it. OG is horrible. Right there with Applebees. Possibly worse than Applebee’s....at least you can get some fryer food or an edible burger at applebees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, f7ben said: It’s horrible , about on par with frozen dinners from the gas station fresh from the bag minestrone and some breadsticks is deff better than a trip to circle k for a chuck wagon. and I am not thumbing my nose at a chuck wagon some fine microwave cuisine there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: fresh from the bag minestrone and some breadsticks is deff better than a trip to circle k for a chuck wagon. and I am not thumbing my nose at a chuck wagon some fine microwave cuisine there Lol , I’ve eaten a few of those myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, f7ben said: Possibly worse than Applebee’s....at least you can get some fryer food or an edible burger at applebees That is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, frenchy said: Someone hates you. I don’t mind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewayout Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, f7ben said: It’s horrible , about on par with frozen dinners from the gas station Preston claims OG has the best Alfredo sauce he’s ever had. Every time he talks about it I laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 21 minutes ago, thewayout said: Preston claims OG has the best Alfredo sauce he’s ever had. Every time he talks about it I laugh. Holy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted March 8, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 8, 2020 42 minutes ago, thewayout said: Preston claims OG has the best Alfredo sauce he’s ever had. Every time he talks about it I laugh. 21 minutes ago, f7ben said: Holy fuck Do they have Meat Loaf on the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Do they have Meat Loaf on the menu? OG isn’t that bad. There’s a lot of food cunts here. Trying to be something special. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, spin_dry said: OG isn’t that bad. There’s a lot of food cunts here. Trying to be something special. It’s really that bad. I’d rather eat a Big Mac than any entree on the og menu. Fucking microwaved shrimp....sweet fuck Edited March 8, 2020 by f7ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, f7ben said: It’s really that bad. I’d rather eat a Big Mac than any entree on the og menu. Fucking microwaved shrimp....sweet fuck OG only uses a microwave on some veggies like blanched broccoli and some deserts. So you’re wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, spin_dry said: OG only uses a microwave on some veggies like blanched broccoli and some deserts. So you’re wrong. Nope.... it’s gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: Nope.... it’s gross You’re totally wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, spin_dry said: You’re totally wrong It’s seriously gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redheaded Stepchild Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, f7ben said: It’s seriously gross Sounds like you've been there alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bussman Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, frenchy said: Someone hates you. First day here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, f7ben said: It’s seriously gross I’m going there this afternoon. Ordering a taste of Italy. I’m going to chew the breadsticks with my mouth open because you’re such a fucking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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