Woodtick Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) Hahahaha. Your momma jokes were the best......... back in the 70's. Edited June 8, 2019 by AKIQPilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out the way. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number." Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 Those sisters on the south side have nothing good to say about anything. Talk about a angry group. where do you think I get half of my material from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Yo mamma is so fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Yo momma so fat she was standin' on a corner and the cops come by and told her to break it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted June 8, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted June 8, 2019 Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says “To be continued” Yo mama so fat she fell, broke her leg and gravy spilled out Yo mama so fat she wear a Malcom X shirt and helicopters try and land on her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 hours ago, AKIQPilot said: Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out the way. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number." Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot take pictures of her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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