Mainecat Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz January 5, 2019 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin. “I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion, and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said. Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night, said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin. “Whatever,” she said. In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture and shared her desire to end the shutdown. “At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 sounds like collision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted January 13, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 13, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 11 hours ago, Ez ryder said: sounds like collision Collusion too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Hahahaha. Poor MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 What did I miss? Wtf does Russia have to do with the shutdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: What did I miss? Wtf does Russia have to do with the shutdown? Its a joke son. Just a joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, AKIQPilot said: Its a joke son. Just a joke. Shhhhhh.....MC doesn’t know. How could he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Zambroski said: Shhhhhh.....MC doesn’t know. How could he? Thats the best part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, AKIQPilot said: Thats the best part. Ooooh, I get it now. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoslinger Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 47 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: What did I miss? Wtf does Russia have to do with the shutdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Snoslinger said: Jesus are they fuckin dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Jesus are they fuckin dumb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Jesus are they fuckin dumb. this made me laugh. 22 minutes ago, Woodtick said: ...so did this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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