revkevsdi Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 hours ago, ArcticCrusher said: Yah, not everyone wants to go 72 mph on a ski. Not everyone wants to drive 10 hours roundtrip for a 10 min ride down a stream. Can't you find a beta kayak site where someone might give a shit. Try kayak.com, nope even they don't. Bet your car goes 120 mph. Are you intimidated by that too? They have a throttle so you can control the speed but I’m sure a beta bitch like you panicked the first time on locked up and didn’t let go till you shit your fat self and fell off. After that it was toon time. Tell me are you also about impaired driving and fine pussy on your motorized dock just like 580 and 550? I’m sure in your minds you look like a beer commercial. But reality looks a lot less impressive and a lot heavier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Bet your car goes 120 mph. Are you intimidated by that too? They have a throttle so you can control the speed but I’m sure a beta bitch like you panicked the first time on locked up and didn’t let go till you shit your fat self and fell off. After that it was toon time. Tell me are you also about impaired driving and fine pussy on your motorized dock just like 580 and 550? I’m sure in your minds you look like a beer commercial. But reality looks a lot less impressive and a lot heavier. Jesus, you sound so fucking boring. I bet you drink IPA’s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Holy fuck. Millennials. Who cares lol. I can name 2 people right off the top of my head who can't afford to get by. This is news why? Not sure why this popped in my head ,by fucking homo Winnipeg will allow veterans to ride the bus for free today. Big fucking deal. They paid the ultimate price and get a free bus ride . Wtf is with that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Oh and I see were talking kyaks vs pontoon boats....pontoon all the fucking way. We cruise Rabbit lake in Ontario every year on buds pontoon. Booze ,music and babes. How the fuck does a kyak compare to that? Lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 hour ago, xcr700 said: Oh and I see were talking kyaks vs pontoon boats....pontoon all the fucking way. We cruise Rabbit lake in Ontario every year on buds pontoon. Booze ,music and babes. How the fuck does a kyak compare to that? Lololol Kayak picks up the gays...guess thats ok if your gay.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 hours ago, xcr700 said: Oh and I see were talking kyaks vs pontoon boats....pontoon all the fucking way. We cruise Rabbit lake in Ontario every year on buds pontoon. Booze ,music and babes. How the fuck does a kyak compare to that? Lololol So you’ve joined the 550 fan club as well. Tell me more about your broads. Bunch of old pasty flubadubs on a motorized dock cruising around drunk and cranking I’m on a boat. While you lame fuckers were getting old they made better power boats. You can surf behind some of them. If you have to be on flat water at least make it somewhat challenging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 12, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 hours ago, xcr700 said: Oh and I see were talking kyaks vs pontoon boats....pontoon all the fucking way. We cruise Rabbit lake in Ontario every year on buds pontoon. Booze ,music and babes. How the fuck does a kyak compare to that? Lololol It doesn't really. I think my kayaks are going out to the curb on recycling day here soon. Nobody, I mean nobody wants to use the when there's pontoon boats and Sea Doos docked right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Could this be more inane? Kayak vs Pontoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 9 hours ago, revkevsdi said: Cookies on your computer probably control google hits. I’m surprised your first choices aren’t all gay porn. Your computer, your story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatchslayer Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 hours ago, DAVE said: Kayak picks up the gays...guess thats ok if your gay.... Not that's there's anything wrong with that... 25 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: So you’ve joined the 550 fan club as well. Tell me more about your broads. Bunch of old pasty flubadubs on a motorized dock cruising around drunk and cranking I’m on a boat. While you lame fuckers were getting old they made better power boats. You can surf behind some of them. If you have to be on flat water at least make it somewhat challenging What can I say. I'm an old ,lazy pervert. A kyak ain't going to help that 17 minutes ago, Skidooski said: It doesn't really. I think my kayaks are going out to the curb on recycling day here soon. Nobody, I mean nobody wants to use the when there's pontoon boats and Sea Doos docked right there Yeah, especially if there's seadoos available lol. Idk, maybe if wasnt so lazy it might be fun. But unless I'm on the clock ,I'm relaxing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 9 hours ago, revkevsdi said: Bet your car goes 120 mph. Are you intimidated by that too? They have a throttle so you can control the speed but I’m sure a beta bitch like you panicked the first time on locked up and didn’t let go till you shit your fat self and fell off. After that it was toon time. Tell me are you also about impaired driving and fine pussy on your motorized dock just like 580 and 550? I’m sure in your minds you look like a beer commercial. But reality looks a lot less impressive and a lot heavier. Toons are party boats, a socialization event for those with friends who don't need to go to a Eurotrash sardine can cruise to find someone who will talk to them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 23 minutes ago, Skidooski said: It doesn't really. I think my kayaks are going out to the curb on recycling day here soon. Nobody, I mean nobody wants to use the when there's pontoon boats and Sea Doos docked right there Unless your gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 12, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ArcticCrusher said: Unless your gay. Or a kid that's never tried them before but they usually come back 10 minutes later bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 38 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: So you’ve joined the 550 fan club as well. Tell me more about your broads. Bunch of old pasty flubadubs on a motorized dock cruising around drunk and cranking I’m on a boat. While you lame fuckers were getting old they made better power boats. You can surf behind some of them. If you have to be on flat water at least make it somewhat challenging Your hands looked pretty pasty.... Just sayin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, Skidooski said: It doesn't really. I think my kayaks are going out to the curb on recycling day here soon. Nobody, I mean nobody wants to use the when there's pontoon boats and Sea Doos docked right there Rec kayaks belong in recycling bins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Toons are party boats, a socialization event for those with friends who don't need to go to a Eurotrash sardine can cruise to find someone who will talk to them. Sure. Tell me more. You pathetic fuckers go on carnival cruises and think all cruises are alike and paddle rec boats on a lake so you can pretend you’ve been kayaking. You probably walked to the store once and now think you know what it’s like to climb Everest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Sure. Tell me more. You pathetic fuckers go on carnival cruises and think all cruises are alike and paddle rec boats on a lake so you can pretend you’ve been kayaking. You probably walked to the store once and now think you know what it’s like to climb Everest. Wow, now limp wrists thinks he can climb Everest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, DAVE said: Your hands looked pretty pasty.... Just sayin.... They tell the real story.A very sad one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, ArcticCrusher said: They tell the real story.A very sad one. From all that paddlin and bike riding....you would think they would look a little more manly....at least maybe some evidence of a callous or 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, DAVE said: From all that paddlin and bike riding....you would think they would look a little more manly....at least maybe some evidence of a callous or 2. Reminds me of this scene. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Reminds me of this scene. Harold and Kumar and now a Vin Diesel fan? Do you have a lisp like Vin Diesel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: Reminds me of this scene. Thats deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 12, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, revkevsdi said: Harold and Kumar and now a Vin Diesel fan? Do you have a lisp like Vin Diesel? This better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 23 hours ago, Snoslinger said: Snakey thinks the op is about her wanting more money. wolfie thinks it’s about how smart she is steve thinks it’s about free education dave doesn’t know wtf to think, except something bad That made me laugh. It’s so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Skidooski said: This better? Clip doesn’t work. Is that the film with Ned Beatty as the father? He was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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