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Nice day for a drive up to my house. I did give them a bottle of water for their time. The manager promised to put me on the DNC list.... Along with my promise call me again. I will invite you back up
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Most likely works with Italians and Ferrari jackets.
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I never leave the house so I don't worry aboot theses asshole scammers.🤪
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So I stopped for lunch at a small plaza in Kitchener near the 401. I'm leaving, hop in my truck when a Grand Cherokee pulls up beside me. The guy is speaking to me in Italian and broken English. I figure out he is looking for direction to the 401, he's trying to get to the airport. I give directions. We chat back and forth a bit. He says he graphic artist, works for a fashion design company. Gives me a card, location of business is Milano.
He says "Hey, what size are you? I have some samples."
I say "Big. Like XXL."
He hands me a jacket. "Take it, enjoy". (I'm starting to notice his English is better than he let on but, hey, its a free jacket.)
Then he hands me a second jacket with a Ferrari logo on the breast in tan suede. "Take it, its yours. These sell for $1000"
I say "Ok, dude, what's deal? Your English is getting better and nothing comes for free. What do you want?"
"Nothing, Nothing." he says. "Here's a jacket for your son. What size is he? And what about a lady's coat?"
I say "Ok stop. What's the deal?"
He says he has a son back in Italy he'd like to buy lap top for. "How about $2000 for everything?"
I said "Here's your shit. Thanks for fucking with me and wasting my time. Peddle your junk to someone else." And I got back in my truck.
He spun out and right into the next plaza over and started cruising there.
I guess the "speakers in the van" deal has worn itself out.