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I once beat up a guy almost twice my size eons ago.....its easy peasy.   Just put a plastic shopping bag over his head and start feeding it to him :lol: between him freaking out in a bag and going into panic mode, he will never see them coming 

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50 minutes ago, xcr700 said:

I once beat up a guy almost twice my size eons ago.....its easy peasy.   Just put a plastic shopping bag over his head and start feeding it to him :lol: between him freaking out in a bag and going into panic mode, he will never see them coming 

Twice your fucking size?  Tell me big feller.....did this beating take place intergallacrically?  Or was this back when you were in kindergarten?

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4 minutes ago, Zambroski said:

Twice your fucking size?  Tell me big feller.....did this beating take place intergallacrically?  Or was this back when you were in kindergarten?

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Ok...maybe not twice my size...but a good 400lbs:lol:I was maybe 280 at the time . 

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27 minutes ago, xcr700 said:

How do you shrink lol

 

26 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Jumping in cold water....like a frightened turtle. 

 

22 minutes ago, xcr700 said:

I was in the pool......I was in the pool 

Lost some hair. ;)

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