Mainecat Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Televangelist says God told him he needs 4th private plane Source: USA Today William Cummings, USA TODAY Published 6:30 p.m. ET May 29, 2018 | Updated 8:02 p.m. ET May 29, 2018 Jesse Duplantis, a televangelist with viewers across the globe, says God told him he needs a new jet. Specifically, God told Duplantis he needs a Dassault Falcon 7X, a three-engine private jet capable of carrying 12 to 16 passengers at speeds up to 700 miles per hour. The Falcon 7X, which would be the fourth plane owned by Jesse Duplantis Ministries, has a range of almost 6,000 miles and costs about $54 million new, according to SherpaReport (although used ones are listed online for as little as $20 million). "Now, some people believe that preachers shouldn't have jets," Duplantis said in a video posted last week. "I really believe that preachers ought to ... have every available outlet to get this Gospel preached to the world." In fact, Duplantis said that "if Jesus was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey." Read more: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/29/televangelist-wants-new-jet/653202002/ God also told Duplantis he should buy himself a fringed jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Does one get a ride for a donation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, T1R9sledder said: Does one get a ride for a donation? Bob tell the wife God said to buy that yacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, Mainecat said: Bob tell the wife God said to buy that yacht Already did it's called a pontoon boat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN! Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 God told me to buy 4 planes too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 This guy tops the list of pieces of fuck that need to have their throat slit. Praying on the weak minded and bilking the poor out of money they cant afford to give. Seriously......what a piece of shit 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 30, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, f7ben said: This guy tops the list of pieces of fuck that need to have their throat slit. Praying on the weak minded and bilking the poor out of money they cant afford to give. Seriously......what a piece of shit No kidding....absolute garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 27 minutes ago, f7ben said: This guy tops the list of pieces of fuck that need to have their throat slit. Praying on the weak minded and bilking the poor out of money they cant afford to give. Seriously......what a piece of shit 17 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: No kidding....absolute garbage. They are in all kinds of places. He must be one hell of a manipulator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 30, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, racer254 said: They are in all kinds of places. He must be one hell of a manipulator. He doesn’t even need to be a manipulator rather he just preys on those that have brought up to believe that eternal damnation awaits if they don’t believe and repent...these people will do anything to avoid hell. Edited May 30, 2018 by Jimmy Snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Who did this guy support during the “16 campaign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 7 hours ago, spin_dry said: Who did this guy support during the “16 campaign? Obviously Ted Cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I think he should have it. The one's who have their thumbs on the pulse of god should be able spread his gospel as quickly and as luxuriously as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zambroski said: I think he should have it. The one's who have their thumbs on the pulse of god should be able spread his gospel as quickly and as luxuriously as possible. You strike me as the type that ends up sending a sustaining monthly payment in to some evangelist later in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, f7ben said: You strike me as the type that ends up sending a sustaining monthly payment in to some evangelist later in life Later in life? There's no time to wait!! The power of god must be paid for NOW! I've secured a spot in heaven with my donations. Have you? You know, they aren't making any more heaven. Don't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Later in life? There's no time to wait!! The power of god must be paid for NOW! I've secured a spot in heaven with my donations. Have you? You know, they aren't making any more heaven. Don't wait. its kind of like retirement property in Belize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted May 30, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 30, 2018 22 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Later in life? There's no time to wait!! The power of god must be paid for NOW! I've secured a spot in heaven with my donations. Have you? You know, they aren't making any more heaven. Don't wait. If it isn't full yet then they have been taking peoples money and sending them somewhere else. " where are we sending this one" Dosnt matter , he's fucking dead send him anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 18 minutes ago, f7ben said: its kind of like retirement property in Belize God doesn't like sarcastic blashemy. Or faggots. Yur phucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammin Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 8 hours ago, spin_dry said: Who did this guy support during the “16 campaign? Why does it even fucking matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, jammin said: Why does it even fucking matter? You know why. Evangelicals are republican evil tyranny. See? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) I have 1000x more respect for those savages than I do for evangelicals Edited May 30, 2018 by f7ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, f7ben said: I have 1000 more respect for those savages than I do for evangelicals That's weird. I'm tempted to ask why but, your ass doesn't have an answer...only weird comments it posts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im4snow Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Ask and he shall receive!!!! whether Christian, Muslim, jews, or Warmers, people do crazy shit in the name of their higher power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: That's weird. I'm tempted to ask why but, your ass doesn't have an answer...only weird comments it posts here. Its pretty fucking simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: Its pretty fucking simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 30, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) Don't fuck with Apostle E.F. Edited May 30, 2018 by Jimmy Snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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