xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 I’d give her the two piece and the biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Jimmy Snacks said: For sure...still funny as fuck. I like how he passed out in such a comfortable way. Like he's done this many times before and plans to stay in the supine position for the duration. 8 hours ago, DAVE said: 1 hour ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: I’d give her the two piece and the biscuit. She didn't look hungry or black to me. Or, you'd beat her up? Dayam playa.....we gotta get you some game. You is hangin' out with the wrong peeps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 6 hours ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: I’d give her the two piece and the biscuit. ^^^I'm gonna need some translation here folks. Not up on all this urban lingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 25, 2018 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: ^^^I'm gonna need some translation here folks. Not up on all this urban lingo. I’m with you but if I have to hazard a guess I would say the two piece refers to the balls and the biscuit is the dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: I’m with you but if I have to hazard a guess I would say the two piece refers to the balls and the biscuit is the dick. But then, why would he give her his balls? How does that make sense? Shouldn't it be two biscuits (balls) and a sausage (or bratwurst)? IDK, Madisonites. @xtralettucetomatoe580 How about some clarity here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zambroski said: But then, why would he give her his balls? How does that make sense? Shouldn't it be two biscuits (balls) and a sausage (or bratwurst)? IDK, Madisonites. @xtralettucetomatoe580 How about some clarity here? Im feverishly looking on the net for the manbun dictionary for confirmation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, DAVE said: Im feverishly looking on the net for the manbun dictionary for confirmation. The "Urban Dictionary" says it's two punches to the face and one to the stomach. So, is XLT a woman abuser? WHAT THE FUCK XLT?!?!?!??!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zambroski said: The "Urban Dictionary" says it's two punches to the face and one to the stomach. So, is XLT a woman abuser? WHAT THE FUCK XLT?!?!?!??!?!?!? #metoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted May 25, 2018 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zambroski said: The "Urban Dictionary" says it's two punches to the face and one to the stomach. So, is XLT a woman abuser? WHAT THE FUCK XLT?!?!?!??!?!?!? Miniature white Ike Turner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Jimmy Snacks said: Miniature white Ike Turner! XLTurner? Jesus @xtralettucetomatoe580 .....you'd better get in here quick. This thread is going south on you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 hour ago, DriftBusta said: ^^^I'm gonna need some translation here folks. Not up on all this urban hipster lingo. Must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Zambroski said: I like how he passed out in such a comfortable way. Like he's done this many times before and plans to stay in the supine position for the duration. She didn't look hungry or black to me. Or, you'd beat her up? Dayam playa.....we gotta get you some game. You is hangin' out with the wrong peeps! Bahaha! Fuck you. 2 hours ago, DriftBusta said: ^^^I'm gonna need some translation here folks. Not up on all this urban lingo. The beans and frank. My buddy who played nose tackle for Memphis, who was every bit of 6’10” 300lb+ used to have a thing for under 5’ petite white women. He would say that shit when things started going well. The reactions cause by a giant black man looking down on some poor little spinner are a thing of legend in my book. The guy was a teddy bear in reality, but he was a dead ringer for Debo from Friday. He would fuck with people and steal their shit in front of them just to see if they’d step up to him. One of the funniest and most loyal people I have ever met. The looks he got from Afghanis was epic. They were terrified. Dude carried around a 240L and was his own ammo bearer. Our PL rolled his ankle on an infil. Kodi carried his 150lb ruck on top of his load a good 10 miles in the mountains. Dude was a machine. He got popped by a PKM round straight to the front plate and went berserk. Shot at least 1000rds standing up with his 240L one handed not giving a fuck. Dude is my hero haha. I have a video somewhere of that. I’ll have to find it. Everyone is dying laughing as this guy is swearing up a storm firing up a mountain indiscriminately. Good times. Sorry I went all Zambroni novel there. 1 hour ago, Zambroski said: But then, why would he give her his balls? How does that make sense? Shouldn't it be two biscuits (balls) and a sausage (or bratwurst)? IDK, Madisonites. @xtralettucetomatoe580 How about some clarity here? Why are you like this? Love you sugar tits, but you come after my people again and I’m going to bend you over and show you where the wild goose goes. 1 hour ago, DAVE said: #metoo Remember, before # was hashtag, it was the pound symbol. Pound me too. Thanks CE meme thread. Edited May 25, 2018 by xtralettucetomatoe580 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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