Stephen Hawking

Nurse told me that, I told her to pull my finger. She laughed hysterically.

Must be machznot`s wife.

Wouldn't that make Mary a lesbian?

If you believe in the invisible man in the sky and his son then they can be whatever color you wish them to be.

You should be able to pay your bet to ben no problem then

Caribou does an amazing job, some of the best trails in the county.

Did anyone guess the muppet yet? I'm gonna say Beaker

I bet he was wishing he wore that gas mask over his nuts.

Just saw some jets flying over there laying down chemtrails.

As soon as vegas posts the odds that's it.

If i remember right there was a recall on the 13s for a fuel leak. Could be a free fix.

They probably need to up the dosage they are dropping for people like them.

His leaving couldn't possibly have anything to do with the planned renovations in the white house, right?

*cough cough* prevailing wage law

My boss used to go to Daytona every year with his buddies. He stopped going when they put in a requirement that they buy a ticket package that included all the races on speed week in order for them to keep the seats they held for years. I guess they had to extort fans into the stands.

Oh look, it's the boy who cried wolf.

I find it hard to believe vermont has any republican lawmakers.

Craigslist has all kinds of services being offered, including cleaning blacklisted phones.

Been reading how the system doesn't distinguish between special edition plates and regular ones, it just sees the numbers. Some states use the same numbers but just on different special edition plates, don't know if Vermont does that but if so it could be what happened to you.

Said this a long time ago. Any hacker worth half a damn can make it look like he's working from your house if he wanted to. Russian hacking tools can be had by anyone, they are not proof. When is this giant waste of tax money going to end? It's apparently ok when the dems want to spend it.

I would think someone with your track record would stop making predictions.

Has it really come down to this, Howard Dean's speculations are proof?

All I have to do at work to get our 1 sports nut going is ask him when they are going to tear down fenway park and join the modern world.

Exposed the truth?

Maybe he'll be able to afford a comb and stop rubbing a balloon on his head.