Wildboer

Damn, I thought I’d found a way to show these guys comedy can still be funny. I’ll have to find YouTube clips instead.

Got a text today from an unknown number asking me to take a survey, clicked through and took the survey. Seemed like it was the Democratic Party sussing out the primary in my district. Asked a lot of questions about the 87 year old liberal who’s represented my district and made me realize I’d gladly give him the boot in favor of a local up and coming mayor of a small city.

Am I retarded or is there no way to embed a short Instagram clip on here? Seems like it could work just like a YouTube video but it’s just not happening for me.

Shut up liberals.

Nah, I’m just pointing it out with ya I guess.

Had a little family get together this afternoon. Eggplant parm, penne vodka, and a cold cuts spread with soft rolls for sandwiches. My mom made some bangin smoked salmon dip for a starter too.

That doesn’t make him wrong, somehow the hypocrisy works here

I told you fuckers it was only natural!!!

4-5” so far here and the roads are a shit show, they’ve got all night to catch up for the morning churchgoers though. Jury’s still out on whether or not I’m getting called in to work a Sunday morning special

Yeah, but with the recent snow conditions my dad has his eyes set further north.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more retarded.

Imagine being so fragile that a vaccine kills you in your sleep

Our sales have definitely been down with the lack of snow recently, hopefully this is just a start.

At least the forecast down here has me netting some OT this morning

They’re calling for 5-8” from the evening into night here, snow in Jersey doesn’t help the fucking trails though.

And? I most definitely never said that. Different bus system. This is about private companies shipping migrants around not public transit. I don’t really care who’s problem it is either, just pointing out it’s all political gamesmanship.

Those were homegrown even though one was born there and one here, but fine there are Islamic chechens yA gOt Me!!!

Mental disfigurement? My brain is a normal size and shape. Try, "born mentally deficient" next time. Jesus you have a hard time with the English language.

Those dudes grew up in America, their family emigrated legally, has nothing do with the southern border and further proves the point that national security threats come from elsewhere. Jesus, I said spies use planes, not that Chinese and Russians weren't coming at all. I was simply saying it's not a national security threat. I'm sure it will be, people are dumb and ignorant.

Special delivery.

So it’s definitely Islamophobia then, got it.

Upping the quotas seems like a decent way to counter our declining birth rate. Yeah, the problem started with old uncle Joe Terrorists aren’t Chinese or Russian. The southern border would make sense for 3rd world terrorists though, I’ll give you that. This is a distraction from the greater immigration issue though.

Derp derp, shoot ‘em on sight! Derp derp. Yeah, I’m the retard.